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View Poll Results: Does natural child birth activate a baby?
Of course. You should meet ________, it's proof. 5 21.74%
No way. Besides, if it did the chemicals would eventually wear out anyway. 12 52.17%
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Old 04-13-2005, 01:23 AM  
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I have a theory about C-section kids...
Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Squeezing the baby's head during natural birth "activates" them, kind of like squeezing a chemical ice pack. When kids are born C-section they are denied activation and therefore have problems throughout life.

Any medical personell that can help support or reject this theory?


[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]
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Old 04-13-2005, 05:05 PM   #61
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you forgot the word untimely ripped...


But then again, I'm a theatre major.
Yeah, it has been at least 20 years since I read that, so my memory isn't too bad?

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Old 04-13-2005, 06:23 PM   #62
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Sounds like someone needs his head squeezed.

Too serious for a joke thread huh... Yeah, sometimes I find it funnier to pretend that I think everything is litteral. Then I think it's doubly funny to go off and make everybody uncomfortable.
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:34 PM   #63
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Too serious for a joke thread huh... Yeah, sometimes I find it funnier to pretend that I think everything is litteral. Then I think it's doubly funny to go off and make everybody uncomfortable.
I still want to know if you've "activated" that chick in your avatar. If so, please post pictures.
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:37 PM   #64
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I still want to know if you've "activated" that chick in your avatar. If so, please post pictures.

Activated? [Sounds of alarm bells and announcer voice] Cooongratulations, you've invented a new euphamism! Let's tell him what he's won. [/Sounds of al... you know]


Actually, her and I were supposed to hang out tonight but she never called me back so I'm going to play poker instead.
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:39 PM   #65
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Activated? [Sounds of alarm bells and announcer voice] Cooongratulations, you've invented a new euphamism! Let's tell him what he's won. [/Sounds of al... you know]


Actually, her and I were supposed to hang out tonight but she never called me back so I'm going to play poker instead.
Actually, I was just wondering if you'd bought her a hat that was too small, but what you're thinking of would make for better pictures.
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Old 04-13-2005, 06:43 PM   #66
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Actually, I was just wondering if you'd bought her a hat that was too small, but what you're thinking of would make for better pictures.

Oh well yeah... Of course I did that. I that you meant sticking my pee-pee in her nani.
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Old 04-14-2005, 12:35 AM   #67
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Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve.
Damn, no wonder it didn't work:



It seems a hammerlock is an arm thing. What you needed was this (and something tells me if you can hire HER it will work just fine ):
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Old 04-14-2005, 01:26 AM   #68
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Sounds like someone needs his head squeezed.
Like you don't have a graveyard in your walk-in closet...

Sounds to me like Ninja-Nurse just can't take a drunk going all maudlin.
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Old 04-14-2005, 06:54 AM   #69
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Not sure. You going to tell us or keep us in suspense?
Just to make sure you didn't take that the wrong way, it was a reference to another thread.
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Old 04-14-2005, 06:54 AM   #70
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It actually kind of makes sense. Even during birth, they aren't getting any.
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:47 AM   #71
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[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]
I do not think you should be comparing me to Chiefs8me, nothing personal, our personalities are very different

***by the way, I wasn't C-section, but I didn't get "activated" till I was 17
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:57 AM   #72
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I've got 1 I like to crush in the Cervix-vice as often as possible.
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:57 AM   #73
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***by the way, I wasn't C-section, but I didn't get "activated" till I was 17
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:58 AM   #74
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Damn, no wonder it didn't work:



It seems a hammerlock is an arm thing. What you needed was this (and something tells me if you can hire HER it will work just fine ):
Hot damn, know wonder !

I meant headlock and said hammerlock, maybe a hammer to the head will work ?
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