Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life I think I'm probably about to up the bar again
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 5 of 37 1234 5 678915 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-13-2005, 11:03 AM  
Ultra Peanut Ultra Peanut is offline
v^V^v^V^v^V^
 
Ultra Peanut's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Holland*
Casino cash: $10005177
I think I'm probably about to up the bar again
Well, I suspect this is going to be a trip. Because the following is going to be exceptionally long and putting it in the thread starter would be downright criminal once this reaches multiple pages (and trust me, it will), please brace for impact. You really need to brace for impact.

DISCLAIMER FROM FUTURE PSI/UP: DON'T READ THIS MOPEY GARBAGE. IT WAS JUST ME ADMITTING THAT I'M TRANS IN AN OVERLY DRAMATIC FASHION. THINGS ARE QUANTIFIABLY MORE AWESOME FOR ME NOW THAN THEY WERE FOUR YEARS AGO, THE END.
Last edited by Ultra Peanut; 08-30-2011 at 04:12 PM..
Posts: 39,518
Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Ultra Peanut is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:45 AM   #61
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-552449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Otter

Now, I'm off to beat up some nerds, goose some teenage girls and drink beer.

You can save yourself a lot of time by finding Psicosis.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,353
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:45 AM   #62
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $9363829
BTW Psi - I am just trying to be funny.

If this is what you want, it is your business. Like Otter said, live life like ya want. It ain't any of our business.

Hope I didn't offend you. Wait. I'll change that to hope I don't offend you.

Because I'm going to take this one yard.
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 40,775
ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:45 AM   #63
bogie bogie is offline
West Coast Chief
 
bogie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: california
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
That explains your affection for LA.

Posts: 3,562
bogie is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.bogie is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:46 AM   #64
Kclee Kclee is offline
Veteran
 

Join Date: Mar 2002
Casino cash: $10014147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia
You should get yourself scheduled to be neutered ASAP. Those docs are in high demand, so you want to get it done before you change your mind.

I don't know. It sounds like you're tricking me. But what the hell, maybe my underwear will fit better.
__________________
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
Posts: 2,245
Kclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:48 AM   #65
jspchief jspchief is offline
BAMF
 
jspchief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Your Face
Casino cash: $9998710
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
That explains your affection for LA.
Seems like a bit of an over-generalization

__________________
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear.
The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
Posts: 27,207
jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.jspchief threw an interception on a screen pass.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:48 AM   #66
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kclee
I don't know. It sounds like you're tricking me. But what the hell, maybe my underwear will fit better.
If you put the tag in back they'll cradle it better Tiny.
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:49 AM   #67
Simplex3 Simplex3 is offline
MVP
 
Simplex3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2003
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief
Seems like a bit of an over-generalization



Would that be Trans-thread humor I see?
Posts: 28,527
Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.Simplex3 would the whole thing.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:49 AM   #68
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-552449
VARSITY
The toughest part about this for me is that it's practically killed my 'extended family birth order' thread.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,353
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:50 AM   #69
Kclee Kclee is offline
Veteran
 

Join Date: Mar 2002
Casino cash: $10014147
Quote:
Originally Posted by jspchief
Seems like a bit of an over-generalization

Sound familiar?


This certainly helps explain your quirky sense of humor.

__________________
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
Posts: 2,245
Kclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:51 AM   #70
Dave Lane Dave Lane is offline
Space Cadet and Aczabel
 
Dave Lane's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Kanab, UT, USA
Casino cash: $9333275
VARSITY
Whatever, as long as the post is funny or has an interesting point of view I'm good to go.

Dave
__________________
Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
Posts: 40,584
Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:51 AM   #71
Fire Me Boy! Fire Me Boy! is offline
Cast Iron Jedi
 
Fire Me Boy!'s Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2004
Casino cash: $9999900
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
closet tranny.
I just had the strangest mental image of a large Brazilian shemale standing in a closet saying to me, "¿Puedo tomar yo su abrigo?"
Posts: 35,253
Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fire Me Boy! is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:52 AM   #72
Kclee Kclee is offline
Veteran
 

Join Date: Mar 2002
Casino cash: $10014147
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simplex3
If you put the tag in back they'll cradle it better Tiny.

Actually, I put both legs in one 'leg hole' and dangles the boys through the other. Yeah, it usually looks like a blind munkey on a bender dressed me.
__________________
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
Posts: 2,245
Kclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking aboutKclee is the dumbass Milkman is always talking about
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:53 AM   #73
ptlyon ptlyon is offline
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
 

Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Sioux City, IA
Casino cash: $9363829
I don't want to steal any thunder from Psi, but I also want to announce that I am a lesbian.
__________________
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Advertise here: $19.99 a month
Posts: 40,775
ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.ptlyon is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:54 AM   #74
KCTitus KCTitus is offline
Archivist
 
KCTitus's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: The Ethernet
Casino cash: $9882732
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kclee
I don't know. It sounds like you're tricking me. But what the hell, maybe my underwear will fit better.
Put the potato in front...
__________________
Anything you post on this BB can and will be used against you...
Posts: 26,199
KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.KCTitus is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 05-13-2005, 11:55 AM   #75
Rain Man Rain Man is online now
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-552449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by ptlyon
I don't want to steal any thunder from Psi, but I also want to announce that I am a lesbian.
Trapped in a man's body?
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,353
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 5 of 37 1234 5 678915 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:29 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.