"All Idiot Team" Contract And Demands Thread...Place Your Demands Here!!

[Bwana]

Greetings fellow idiots. Now is the time to step up to the plate and tell me what you want regarding your compensation for being a member of the "All Idiot Team."

Remember now, this is a low budget outfit and from what I can see, at least 20% of it has to go for my suits, teeth cleanings, alligator shoes, our beer budget and the girls/cheerleaders form this all girl dancing club you guys keep taking about.

With this in mind, lets hear it! <BR>

[Gracie Dean]

I have but only two demands

1. A Ford Explorer Sport
(or a Jeep Cheroke)

2. To room on all road trips with a certain ;) If he would be agreeable.

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[Bwana]

hmmm?

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[Bwana]

dawsonpa: The first request is not a problem, of the two vehicles, I would choose an "exploder" providing it doesn't have Firestones. :)

As per the second request, I'm afraid I'm going to have to TD "turn down" that one. The problem is, in the event "something were to happen" it may result in notable weight gain on your part, hence resulting in an extra large cheerleader which we just can't have gallivanting about on the sidelines. Not to mention, if this relationship were to turn sour, hard feelings may result and a lawsuit may be filed from one disgruntled cheerleader. Need I remind you that I could lose the lawsuit, directly resulting in the loss of revenue needed to sustain my (as someone called it) pimp like dressing attire! :mad:

Rather than your room with the senator demand, perhaps we could provide you with an electric blanket, a picture of the senator, one phone call a night on the team, extra beer and some sleeping pills. Please let me know if this is tolerable. :D

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[Gracie Dean]

Thank you for the vehicle.

As for the second request, If that is the best you can do then it will have to do, however, Don't forget that I am the starting TE

And I don't have to worry about the "something large in the tummy" thing, At 26, I had to have those parts removed. :D

Thanks for your help.

[Gracie Dean]

Hey, still waiting on my exploder

[Bwana]

Pam: The exploder is in the mail. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

[TheFly]

Hey, I want a Pinto, okay?!
(Like Cheryl Ladd use to drive in Charlie's Angels)<BR>

[stevieray]

You should've went with the Cherokee.

Pinto? LOL!

[Dartgod]

Isn't the Pinto more aerodynamic backwards than it is forwards?

[TheFly]

OK, here's a picture of the Cheryl Ladd Ford Pinto... I want that car! You want me to play... get me the car... preferably with Cheryl Ladd in it! :p

<p align="center"><img border="0" src="http://www.symetrex.com/shpinto.jpg"></p><BR>

[Bwana]

Fly: The car won't be a problem, (swanky looking ride) but the girl could be. :) There is only one thing, if you are going to drive the "bomb on wheels" you will have to allow me to take out a life insurance policy on you in the event you get hit. Ford has already paid out all the lawsuits they are going to on this gem. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

[WisChief]

Fly - you can have that car - I want a Gremlin - AMC's deluxe model of course! :D

Baby $hit brown color, please. ;)<P>

[Luzap]

Can I have an AMC Pacer?

Luz
going for the classics...

[milkman]

I want a Rambler.

The car, not packfan.

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[Mi_chief_fan]

Welcome back Milkman! Been away? ;)

As owner, i'm naming as our official car, the 1971 Dodge Dart, just like the one I drove in high school. Preferebly with plastic over the passenger side window, for old times sake. And AM only radio.