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Old 05-15-2013, 11:14 AM  
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Sunday night I was driving the company vehicle, going to pick up a couple office chairs. I went to the gas station, bought some smokes, came back out, and as I was fumbling for my keys to get back in the van, this black guy from one of the pumps near me starts sprinting screaming "BAIL!". I looked through my windows to see what the hell was going on, and I see a car roaring right at me with a burning gas pump on his hood. So I immediately jumped in the van because he was 2 seconds away from nailing my passenger side and I didn't wanna get crushed. I jumped in and braced myself, hoping it wasn't gonna be too bad or there wasn't going to be an explosion or somethin. BOOM. Knocked my ass about 2 parking spots over, and damn near into the store. There was fire and smoke and shit everywhere so I got out and started running away. I didn't know if the whole station was gonna go up. All in all, I'm fine and the driver is ok. My back and tailbone is hurtin pretty damn bad. Turns out this old guy blacked out while driving on the street....



He somehow split the 2 posts where the gas pump was. There couldn't have been more than an inch on either side of his vehicle...
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:34 PM   #61
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:00 PM   #62
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Why does it matter that the man that screamed "bail" was black?
Hell I don't know man. I was just describing the story and typed that. I guess I'm a racist prick. Dude saved my ass though.
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:05 PM   #63
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:38 PM   #64
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You caught me. I was using the company van because it's hard to haul 200 cases of these.
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:39 PM   #65
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:43 PM   #66
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Old 05-19-2013, 07:43 PM   #67
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You caught me. I was using the company van because it's hard to haul 200 cases of these.
So THAT'S why you didn't shit yourself!
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Old 05-19-2013, 08:13 PM   #68
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So THAT'S why you didn't shit yourself!
Yeah but when I yanked that thing out...
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Old 05-19-2013, 08:36 PM   #69
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I hate to say this, but there are lots of old people that should not be driving at all. Some of these people out there could drink three cups of coffee while most of us on here could drink a twelve of beer and beat them at every possible test. My Grandpa is scary, but there is a license bureau here that old people come from out of town for to get their renewals.
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Old 05-19-2013, 08:40 PM   #70
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I hate to say this, but there are lots of old people that should not be driving at all. Some of these people out there could drink three cups of coffee while most of us on here could drink a twelve of beer and beat them at every possible test. My Grandpa is scary, but there is a license bureau here that old people come from out of town for to get their renewals.
The old people driving here is just at epidemic levels.
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Old 05-19-2013, 08:47 PM   #71
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The old people driving here is just at epidemic levels.
It is a tough thing in many ways, but people just driving without using turn signals at all and stuff like that is dangerous. Glad you came out alright bro.
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