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Old 01-12-2007, 07:09 PM  
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I'd like to get someone to try an experimental poop thread. Some might call it "revolutionary". I'm thinking that rather than going and doing the deed, then coming back and describing it, we need to progress and change with the times.

So what I'm asking for is a play-by-play poop thread. Take the computer in with you and post your thoughts, feelings, smells, etc as the deed is being done.

As with all revolutionary change, this may not work out. As such please be aware that I am not responsible in any way, shape, or form for any distress or costs, real or emotional, that may arise from performing this act or any acts related to it.


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1. You must post before the first kid splashes down.

2. You must post between the first and last kid.

3. You must post between the last kid and wiping.

4. You must post between wiping and flushing.

5. You must summarize the experience post-flush.

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Old 01-12-2007, 10:06 PM   #76
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Hey, do you remember the origin of "stab them in the face"?
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:07 PM   #77
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Hey, do you remember the origin of "stab them in the face"?

Of course I do, do you think I've lost my burst??
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:07 PM   #78
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:35 PM   #79
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Of course I do, do you think I've lost my burst??
So tell ME.
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:36 PM   #80
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You let her do you in the butt, didn't you?
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:46 PM   #81
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:51 PM   #82
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Old 01-12-2007, 10:52 PM   #83
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:08 PM   #84
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It's my "shudder" smiley. We need that added badly.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:18 PM   #85
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If something is going to be either "grape" or "gatorade", you should mix the two. It's a false reference to a drink luv was said to be fond of during the Great Mooo Affair of '06.
Is that any thing like the flood of '47?
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:20 PM   #86
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If something is going to be either "grape" or "gatorade", you should mix the two. It's a false reference to a drink luv was said to be fond of during the Great Mooo Affair of '06.
**** I almost though that post said GAPE and I was gonna be like "uh WTF is luv into"
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:20 PM   #87
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It is with deep regret that I inform you my bowels will not be moving this evening. They generally move at 11:30 AM and 2:30 PM so despite the extra chow this evening, you'll be force to wait until tomorrow for the story. Please tune in at 11:30 AM for the capers of the capers.
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:28 PM   #88
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:28 PM   #89
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It is with deep regret that I inform you my bowels will not be moving this evening. They generally move at 11:30 AM and 2:30 PM so despite the extra chow this evening, you'll be force to wait until tomorrow for the story. Please tune in at 11:30 AM for the capers of the capers.
Dude, what are the origins of "stab them in the face"?
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Old 01-12-2007, 11:32 PM   #90
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Dude, what are the origins of "stab them in the face"?
I can see that you're interested in my dook.

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