Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Just submitted this photo to a modeling agency
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read

Reply
Page 7 of 8 « First 3456 7 8
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-21-2007, 01:03 PM  
KChiefs1 KChiefs1 is offline
I’m a Mahomo!
 
KChiefs1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Mid-Missouri
Casino cash: $6771021
Just submitted this photo to a modeling agency
Do I have a chance at a modeling career? Opinions please....
Posts: 54,038
KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.KChiefs1 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 07:44 AM   #91
Hootie Hootie is offline
Banned
 
Hootie's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
Casino cash: $10004900
I thought, and still think, he was joking by this thread.
Posts: 56,356
Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Hootie < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 10:56 AM   #92
Hog's Gone Fishin Hog's Gone Fishin is offline
Fish are scared of me
 
Hog's Gone Fishin's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2001
Casino cash: $-1489523
Since nobody else will give you a straight answer, please allow me.

I am a Hog Farmer, but in my former career I was a scout for a modeling agency, so I do know what I,m talking about as I analyse your picture.

First off your eyes are too far apart to command the positive effect of "LOOK".

Your ears show signs of wax build up. Not the kind from not bathing properly but from a degeneritive condition known as waxiosis. You should see a doctor about this.

Your nose is too flat and wide indicating that you were beaten profusely by a gay kid or something.

The complexion of your skin is just totally ****ed up and obviously not fixable.

I really don't mean to hurt your feelings but I would suggest trying for a career as a rodeo clown or maybe a Boar Semen Collector at a swine farm.
Posts: 40,646
Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hog's Gone Fishin is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 11:01 AM   #93
crazycoffey crazycoffey is offline
..........
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $4157901
burstless thread
Posts: 28,392
crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 11:02 AM   #94
Easy 6 Easy 6 is offline
pie is never free
 
Easy 6's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: the drivers seat
Casino cash: $-52225
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fat Elvis












Posts: 98,369
Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Easy 6 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 12:29 PM   #95
munkey munkey is offline
Veteran
 
munkey's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Bend Oregon
Casino cash: $10007596
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Since nobody else will give you a straight answer, please allow me.

I am a Hog Farmer, but in my former career I was a scout for a modeling agency, so I do know what I,m talking about as I analyse your picture.

First off your eyes are too far apart to command the positive effect of "LOOK".

Your ears show signs of wax build up. Not the kind from not bathing properly but from a degeneritive condition known as waxiosis. You should see a doctor about this.

Your nose is too flat and wide indicating that you were beaten profusely by a gay kid or something.

The complexion of your skin is just totally ****ed up and obviously not fixable.

I really don't mean to hurt your feelings but I would suggest trying for a career as a rodeo clown or maybe a Boar Semen Collector at a swine farm.

Ouch...

That's gonna leave a mark..
__________________
"In the time of chimpanzees I was a munkey"
Posts: 3,140
munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.munkey must have mowed badgirl's lawn.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 01:26 PM   #96
Dave Lane Dave Lane is offline
Space Cadet and Aczabel
 
Dave Lane's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Kanab, UT, USA
Casino cash: $9333275
VARSITY
I'll make it easy.

Dude you have NO shot.

Dave
__________________
Thanks, Trump for the civics lesson. We are learning so much about RICO, espionage, sedition, impeachment, the 25th Amendment, order of succession, nepotism, separation of powers, 1st Amendment, obstruction of justice, the emoluments clause, conflicts of interest, collusion, sanctions, oligarchs, money laundering and so much more.
Posts: 40,584
Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.Dave Lane is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 04:51 PM   #97
crazycoffey crazycoffey is offline
..........
 

Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $4157901
will someone please have fun with photoshop, we need a new pope
Posts: 28,392
crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.crazycoffey is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2007, 11:50 PM   #98
Wa-Z Wa-Z is offline
Veteran
 
Wa-Z's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: O
Casino cash: $10004900
You guys are mean!
__________________


Lone Star
Posts: 1,748
Wa-Z is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Wa-Z is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Wa-Z is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Wa-Z is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2007, 06:42 AM   #99
Fairplay Fairplay is offline
A certain set of skills
 
Fairplay's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: texas
Casino cash: $10026683
VARSITY
This is my family and cousins And have some sisters in here but sometimes they are my wife for the night. Grampa is on the right. The women around these parts call him the toothless wonder.

Im wearing my favorite number on me. YeeeeHaaaw!
[

When i was a kid i was miserable. I wanted to end it all. But i was stupid. Here i am trying to kill myself wrapping a plastic bag around my head. I can't even do that right!!
People called me condom head a lot after that incident.


My sis likes to tease me get me riled up so to speak. Don't worry i'll give her a spanking later on!!
Last edited by Fairplay; 01-23-2007 at 06:50 AM..
Posts: 25,265
Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.Fairplay is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2007, 08:08 AM   #100
alpha_omega alpha_omega is offline
Supporter
 
alpha_omega's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Liberty
Casino cash: $-1660000
This thread is worthless with pics!
Posts: 17,329
alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.alpha_omega is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2007, 08:21 AM   #101
ClevelandChief ClevelandChief is offline
Balls balls balls
 
ClevelandChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Youngstown, Ohio
Casino cash: $10004900
"hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Funny, that's the first thing that came to my mind.
Posts: 203
ClevelandChief is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.ClevelandChief is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2007, 09:31 AM   #102
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-552449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fairplay
[
I admire this household's steadfast refusal to place art on their walls.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,353
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2007, 09:44 AM   #103
Pitt Gorilla Pitt Gorilla is offline
Banned!
 
Pitt Gorilla's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: NOT Columbia, MO 65201
Casino cash: $-29806
I didn't read the entire thread, but dude looks like his avi.
__________________

Your son is a bench warmer because of your weak genetics not because of the coach

Norlin Mommsen is disgusting.
Posts: 47,361
Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.Pitt Gorilla is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2007, 07:19 AM   #104
'Hamas' Jenkins 'Hamas' Jenkins is offline
Now you've pissed me off!
 
'Hamas' Jenkins's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Casino cash: $7219572
bump
__________________
"When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
Posts: 75,078
'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.'Hamas' Jenkins is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2007, 07:20 AM   #105
Kraut Kraut is offline
Don't Make Me Angry...
 
Kraut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Hells Kitchen, NY
Casino cash: $9984925
Quote:
Originally Posted by alpha_omega
This thread is worthless with pics!
Posts: 7,428
Kraut is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.Kraut is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 7 of 8 « First 3456 7 8

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:38 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.