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Old 12-22-2004, 11:58 PM  
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Shit your wife does that MAKES YOU INSANE
The first week of December, I finished my Christmas shopping. One of the gifts was a Best Buy gift card for the brother-in-law. I put it in a spot in the kitchen where it wouldn't get lost. So, I went to wrap it tonight, and GUESS WHAT - it's gone.

I didn't touch the ****ing thing. But, like every other goddamn thing that dissappears around here, the wife HAS NO IDEA WHERE IT IS AND NEVER TOUCHED IT. Just like every other damn thing that she swears she never saw or touched that I find in some maddeningly stupid-assed place that only she would put it, anywhere from a week to a year later, and always when I'm looking for something else that magically vanished in the same manner. "Wasn't me, honey. Must have been you. And why do you always blame me?"

BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THE ONE WHO ****ING LOSES THINGS!



And then, when I clearly bust her on it, she still denies it. Never an apology. Never an "I was wrong." Just I DIDN'T DO IT.



Well, I don't have a week to a year to wait for this to turn up, so I'll have to go back out at the height of last-minute-rush Christmas shopping hell and replace it (I'd make her do it, but she doesn't drive). I'M SO ****ING PISSED OFF I CAN'T SEE STRAIGHT. More money flying out of my wallet after a month that has already seen me melt my friggin credit cards into goo.

WHY DOES SHE DO THIS? WHY WHY WHY

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Old 12-23-2004, 12:35 PM   #121
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My gripes are pretty trivial all in all.

My biggest is her complete inability to turn off lights. Sometimes every light in the house will be on. Often I literally walk behind her and turn off lights.

She has a similiar problem with doors. She almost never shuts them completely, leaving just enough ajar for me to destroy my big toe when I run into them.

She's also way more inhibited then me and my drive would prefer but oh well I can't complain about the quanity.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:35 PM   #122
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:38 PM   #123
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Yeah, mine does all that, except for the snoring. I can't put "We Were Soldiers" in because we're supposed to be watching it together. However, 5 minutes into the movie she picks, she's out.
Just a suggestion. Get yourself a DVD changer. I've got one that holds seven disks and can switch movies without getting up. This would be perfect for when she falls asleep near you and you don't want to disturb her by getting up.

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Old 12-23-2004, 12:40 PM   #124
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Just a suggestion. Get yourself a DVD changer. I've got one that holds seven disks and can switch movies without getting up. This would be perfect for when she falls asleep near you and you don't want to disturb her by getting up.

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You still have to get up to put them in the DVD rewinder afterward, though.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:44 PM   #125
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You still have to get up to put them in the DVD rewinder afterward, though.
I don't need one of those and I don't believe any of that stuff about it ruining the DVD player by using it to rewind your DVD's.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:47 PM   #126
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Like others, my wife loses crap but didn't touch them. It's amazing. Then after we fight and she says I always accuse her of losing stuff, then she finds it and remembers putting it there. She does apologize, but next time it happens she'll get hopping mad because I accuse her and it starts all over again... lately, it's been:

HER: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH IT. I DIDN'T TOUCH IT! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ACCUSE ME OF LOSING SHIT!

ME: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOSE SHIT!

HER: BUT I DIDN'T THIS TIME!

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HER: Oh, here it is... sorry!

Drives me nuts! She also leaves lights on and doors open, not to mention her inability to ever load or unload the dishwasher and complete ignorance to the invention and/or presence of a clothes hamper.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:48 PM   #127
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The crap my wife does to piss me off:

Sometimes I try to do something nice like making breakfast for her. I just thought maybe she would like it if she could sleep in a little bit longer and have her breakfast ready when she got up. But do I get a "Thank you"? No. All she does is bitch about how I dirtied every pan we own, got grease everywhere and didn't clean up afterward.

She also has this "Honey-do" list a mile long every time I get home, and she won't let me finish one project before she tells me to do another one.

And she makes me go to the store and buy her maxi pads! She even writes down the price, aisle, shape, form, and color, as if I want that detailed a description. She should get off her ass and buy them herself.

When we try to pick out a movie, she won't help. I just get "I don't care, you pick." Then all she does through the whole movie is complain about how boring it is.

And she spends half her life posting stupid shit on internet bulletin boards when she should be in the kitchen making me a pie.

Oh I could go on and on, but these are just a few.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:50 PM   #128
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:51 PM   #129
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Like others, my wife loses crap but didn't touch them. It's amazing. Then after we fight and she says I always accuse her of losing stuff, then she finds it and remembers putting it there. She does apologize, but next time it happens she'll get hopping mad because I accuse her and it starts all over again... lately, it's been:

HER: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH IT. I DIDN'T TOUCH IT! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ACCUSE ME OF LOSING SHIT!

ME: BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS LOSE SHIT!

HER: BUT I DIDN'T THIS TIME!

.......

HER: Oh, here it is... sorry!

Drives me nuts! She also leaves lights on and doors open, not to mention her inability to ever load or unload the dishwasher and complete ignorance to the invention and/or presence of a clothes hamper.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:51 PM   #130
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:52 PM   #131
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:55 PM   #132
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That would be my beautiful, young, loving... ADHD F-ing wife. She does crap like that all the time.
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Old 12-23-2004, 12:57 PM   #133
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Well, there is this little noise she makes when I…

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Old 12-23-2004, 01:02 PM   #134
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