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Old 05-15-2007, 12:12 PM  
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weirdest sex stuff
So, I have this buddy (really, it isn't me) that was telling me that he had a one nighter with this gal that he says looked sorta like elaine from Seinfeld. Anyhow, while he is nailing her from the rear, he he looks down and sees she has what he describes as a tail (about three inches long) and it basically extends from her spine and is sort of hard, but not real hard. She looks back, sees him looking down and says "what are you doing?..." (pause) "watching?". Yes he replies, not wanting to discuss the tail any further. Anyone ever see anything like this? ( he says it wasn't wagging, bbut maybe he just wasn't doing it right). What is the wierdest chit you have ever seen "down there"?
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Old 05-15-2007, 11:25 PM   #121
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same thing happened with me. I went and got some hedge cutters and cut the tail off and went back to bidness
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Old 05-15-2007, 11:32 PM   #122
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I used to work with a chick that had a withered arm. She was pretty decent looking and had a nice body aside from that. She would mess with new guys by being flirtacious and then touching them with her small hand. One time she started rubbing some guy's shoulder and began macking. he finally looked over and his face went white. what do you say in a situation like that?
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Old 05-16-2007, 12:08 AM   #123
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The withered arm wouldn't have stopped me.
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:47 AM   #124
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The withered arm wouldn't have stopped me.
How withered are we talking here? A little crumpled or "You drank from the wrong grail in Indiana Jones" withered?
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Old 05-16-2007, 07:48 AM   #125
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Does a chick with no ears count?
are there still ear holes, or just flaps without holes, or just nothing at all. I'd say hell yeah it counts.
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Old 05-16-2007, 08:07 AM   #126
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are there still ear holes, or just flaps without holes, or just nothing at all. I'd say hell yeah it counts.

There are still ear holes......just no ears.
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:02 AM   #127
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I dated a chic once that I guess liked it in her ear..every time I tried to put it in her mouth she turned her head ....
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:06 AM   #128
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I was with this gal in college and it was real hot and humid out. The whole time we were goin at it, our skin kept on making huge fart noises. I couldn't help but laugh my ass off.

I knew her. She told me when that happened to us that sometimes they are real......
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:03 AM   #129
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another one that i don't know if it's weird on a CP scale or not but ....


went out with this girl .... not "out" exactly. More of a booty call situation.

anyway ... we are going at it and she ends up on top.

i swear it was like someone turns on a faucet ... seriously it was pretty amazing. I could feel it running down onto my stomach ... legs ..... it was like laying in a wading pool or something.

Don't sleep in the "wet spot" had a completely different meaning to it. Seriously it was wet in a 3 foot diameter circle and soaked through a comforter and 2 sheets.

Niagara falls the entire time we were doing the horizontal bop.


i honestly wondered how a body could hold that much fluid.
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:05 AM   #130
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Yeah, thanks Amno. My wife's OBGYN actually said to me after me joking about the husband stitch, "Are you sure? She's already pretty tight."

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Old 05-16-2007, 11:08 AM   #131
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....swear it was like someone turns on a faucet ... seriously it was pretty amazing. I could feel it running down onto my stomach ... legs ..... it was like laying in a wading pool or something.


Did she pee on you?
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:10 AM   #132
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Did she pee on you?
nope ... it wasn't pee at all

it was all just "wetness"
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another one that i don't know if it's weird on a CP scale or not but ....


went out with this girl .... not "out" exactly. More of a booty call situation.

anyway ... we are going at it and she ends up on top.

i swear it was like someone turns on a faucet ... seriously it was pretty amazing. I could feel it running down onto my stomach ... legs ..... it was like laying in a wading pool or something.

Don't sleep in the "wet spot" had a completely different meaning to it. Seriously it was wet in a 3 foot diameter circle and soaked through a comforter and 2 sheets.

Niagara falls the entire time we were doing the horizontal bop.


i honestly wondered how a body could hold that much fluid.

Well at least this way you knew you were doing something right.
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:56 AM   #134
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Well at least this way you knew you were doing something right.
Maybe she was just pregnant with a really really small little baby, and her water broke all over Laz.
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Maybe she was just pregnant with a really really small little baby, and her water broke all over Laz.

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