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02-06-2015, 07:29 AM | #121 |
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"... I'm thinking of getting a massage. Have you ever had one? Did you like it? Did it suck balls? Did I have to tip? DID THE TIP GO IN?"
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02-06-2015, 07:31 AM | #122 |
MY LITTLE #15
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02-06-2015, 07:46 AM | #123 |
Diablo Negro
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02-06-2015, 07:50 AM | #124 |
Has a particular set of skills
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VARSITY
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02-06-2015, 07:52 AM | #125 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Something that coddles his ego a little bit.
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02-06-2015, 07:53 AM | #126 |
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Luv. Like other broads you make men too complicated.
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02-06-2015, 07:55 AM | #127 |
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Yeah, I probably wouldn't be too wound up about a massage. BL is right. Guy needs to figure out why what hurts hurts, then you could maybe get him some insoles or a compression wrap for his knee or a wrist support, but until then, you're probably out on that deal.
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02-06-2015, 08:45 AM | #128 |
Quit your bullshit
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Get him a new fedora and some fingerless gloves.
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02-06-2015, 09:12 AM | #129 |
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Did it move ?
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02-06-2015, 09:21 AM | #130 |
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Buy a bottle of massage oil and give him a massage with a happy ending. Done. Happy man.
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02-06-2015, 09:25 AM | #131 |
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OOO I just read Exit to Eden by Anne Rice/Rampling. You guys should buy it for the women that liked the stupid Fifty Shades of Grey series.
... I'm going to go read it again.
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02-06-2015, 09:26 AM | #132 |
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A bottle of this and bag of pot.
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02-06-2015, 10:37 AM | #133 | |
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02-06-2015, 10:40 AM | #134 |
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Post this in the dating thread if you want good advice.
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02-06-2015, 10:51 AM | #135 |
Quit your bullshit
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That doesn't look like grape Gatorade.
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