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Old 04-19-2007, 11:04 PM  
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I made a duplicate thread! I made a duplicate thread!

I think I proved that it could be done.

When I drive up my alley and push the garage door opener, I always have to stop while the door goes up. Since my garage opens to the alley, my driveway is only about five feet deep.

I've long had a theory that, if I was going at exactly the right speed and hit the button at exactly the right time, I could coast into the garage the second I hit the button, without hitting the brakes or using the gas pedal. It's an extremely sensitive tradeoff between the range of the garage door opener, the speed of the car, the speed of the garage door, the atmospheric conditions that allow the garage to receive the opener's signal, the different slopes of both the alley and the driveway, and the height of my car. The very short driveway also complicates things since it requires a 90 degree turn over a short distance.

The key problem has always been the range of the garage door opener versus the speed of the garage door versus the car speed that I need to get up the slope of the driveway. I've always had to go too fast for the latter, which means that the garage door isn't high enough.

Well, today I think I hit it perfect. Punch the button, the door goes up, and the car cruises forward. The door is going up, I'm watching it, and I get the front bumper under the door comfortably enough that it really looks like it'll clear the windshield.

The only problem was a new variable. My wife's car was further over than normal, and with the 90 degree angle I had to hit the brakes to be sure that I didn't clip her fender on the way in. Dang it.

But while I didn't make it, I think I went the key step of proving that it can be done. After years of attempts, I was beginning to think that maybe it simply wasn't possible. I believe again!

This is huge.
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:07 PM   #2
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:13 PM   #3
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Old 04-19-2007, 11:25 PM   #4
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Old 04-20-2007, 01:58 AM   #5
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Old 04-20-2007, 04:35 AM   #6
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:05 AM   #7
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Man, reading this really brings back the memories.

Those crazy teenage years when I was ten foot tall and bulletproof. Or so I thought. I still get an adrenaline rush when I think about this one night back in the 70's. I was 17 yrs old. Going to school and working a full time job didn't leave much time to have any fun....or get in any trouble. But we all know how teenagers are.

Having grown up here in Springfield during the 60's and 70's I knew my way around pretty good. Good enough, I thought,to pull this crazy stunt. Although it had never been done I knew I had the right stuff.

Drive, without stopping, from the main road on the east side of town all the way to the main road on the west side of town on Chestnut Expressway. That means I would have to hit every single stop light green.

I don't know if my hairy pair were the size of grapefruits back then or if I just didn't have any sense. Either way, one friday night, with a good friend riding shotgun in my 71 Maverick Grabber I went for it.
And I made it! No BS, I really did. What a ride. Hell, what a year after I pulled that off. I still get a little nervous when I think about pulling a crazy stunt like that.

Oh well. You're only young once.

Thanks for the thread Rainman. It stirred one of those great memories about things you wish you could still do but are glad you can't.
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:22 AM   #8
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Man, reading this really brings back the memories.

Those crazy teenage years when I was ten foot tall and bulletproof. Or so I thought. I still get an adrenaline rush when I think about this one night back in the 70's. I was 17 yrs old. Going to school and working a full time job didn't leave much time to have any fun....or get in any trouble. But we all know how teenagers are.

Having grown up here in Springfield during the 60's and 70's I knew my way around pretty good. Good enough, I thought,to pull this crazy stunt. Although it had never been done I knew I had the right stuff.

Drive, without stopping, from the main road on the east side of town all the way to the main road on the west side of town on Chestnut Expressway. That means I would have to hit every single stop light green.

I don't know if my hairy pair were the size of grapefruits back then or if I just didn't have any sense. Either way, one friday night, with a good friend riding shotgun in my 71 Maverick Grabber I went for it.
And I made it! No BS, I really did. What a ride. Hell, what a year after I pulled that off. I still get a little nervous when I think about pulling a crazy stunt like that.

Oh well. You're only young once.

Thanks for the thread Rainman. It stirred one of those great memories about things you wish you could still do but are glad you can't.
The hair on my arms stood up straight just reading that harrowing account. I hope my kids don't ever try anything like that.
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:20 AM   #9
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Rainman excellent.

I have done that with a regular attached garage. Driveway goes up hill, turn is involved.
speed is the key.

Throw it in neutral Shut off car at the right time.
coast in to a stop without hitting brakes or the wall.
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:27 AM   #10
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:32 AM   #11
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:44 AM   #12
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Given what I had read to this point, this phrase gave me a bit of a chuckle.

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Old 04-20-2007, 09:55 AM   #13
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Old 04-20-2007, 10:05 AM   #14
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Old 04-20-2007, 11:34 AM   #15
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The hair on my arms stood up straight just reading that harrowing account. I hope my kids don't ever try anything like that.
I said that, if it's a boy they will.

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