Married couples at parties are pathetic

Felch83 · 07-29-2007, 06:36 AM

So, I was at a party last night and there was a young married couple there. While everyone else was having a great time and mingling, they kept to themselves ALL night and just sat there.

People made efforts of introducing themselves to them and trying to get them to play drinking games but they just sat there.

Why are married couples at parties so lame? Particularly the young married couples. These two were both 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be living it up but they act like they are 50.

Braincase · 07-29-2007, 06:40 AM

When you know you're getting laid at the end of the night, no real need to get piss drunk.

**FRCDFED** · 07-29-2007, 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Finch83

So, I was at a party last night and there was a young married couple there. While everyone else was having a great time and mingling, they kept to themselves ALL night and just sat there.

People made efforts of introducing themselves to them and trying to get them to play drinking games but they just sat there.

Why are married couples at parties so lame? Particularly the young married couples. These two were both 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be living it up but they act like they are 50.

Marriages where both go out getting drunk all the time usually don't last long. They probably just wanted to strike a happy balance between spending some time with their friends and not causing any problems between themselves. Kudo's to them for placing more value on their relationship than succomding to peer pressure!!

Simplex3 · 07-29-2007, 06:54 AM

They were probably just intimidated by the size of your c**k.

Or it could be that, unlike you, they've f**king grown up.

The Rick · 07-29-2007, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincase

When you know you're getting laid at the end of the night, no real need to get piss drunk.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

By the way, I'm 30 years old and have been married 5 years with 1 child and one on the way. I now fall in to the "get piss drunk" category.

**Skip Towne** · 07-29-2007, 07:15 AM

Did you steal anything?

HonestChieffan · 07-29-2007, 07:16 AM

I bet the guy even failed to wear his cap backward. Stupid married guys.

KC Jones · 07-29-2007, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

I bet the guy even failed to wear his cap backward. Stupid married guys.

I seriously have trouble believing this Finch cat isn't just a prank. It's hard to believe someone can be this reeruned. He must have started drinking moonshine at 12 out of lead cups.

**Bugeater** · 07-29-2007, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Did you steal anything?

Is this guy Convict1983?

HonestChieffan · 07-29-2007, 08:27 AM

Future congressman

**Bowser** · 07-29-2007, 08:28 AM

They were pissed because they thought they were going to a swingers party.

The Red Sea · 07-29-2007, 08:38 AM

LOL Finch you are a dumb ass to be sure!

The scary part is I have No doubt many others on here will read his post & be like its TRUE!

Soon after the wife & I got married we turned our attention more to the out door BBQs & going to parks & actually Doing Stuff If & When we planned on Partying.
The days of seeing the Same people every few nights at the same bar or same house party had come to a close..& we were both thankful for that.

I've spoken up on other threads that have to do with marriages & what not & I gotta say if you Still hit the bar scene(3 nights a week or more)or you still go to little kid house parties you might as well plan out your divorce now.

Dont get me wrong my wife & I still party from time to time.
But go to a rented broken down house with a beer keg leaking in the bath tub..someone throwing up in the toilet next to you..three people getting checked in the back yard cause their close to passing out..so much smoke in the house your not sure if its on fire..& some 19 yr old Whore brought her 3 yr old whos looking up at you while the house is spinning & the music is Beyond LOUD..Ummmm were glady passed that!

Nice run on sentance no?

HonestChieffan · 07-29-2007, 08:39 AM

California

Sort of explains it all

**mlyonsd** · 07-29-2007, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser

They were pissed because they thought they were ging to a swingers party.

The Red Sea · 07-29-2007, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HonestChieffan

I bet the guy even failed to wear his cap backward. Stupid married guys.

OR his pants werent down to his ankles showing pocka dotted boxers.
& lets not forget the gigantic license plate of fake gold around your neck...dont leave home without one!

07-29-2007, 06:36 AM
Felch83 Banned Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cali Casino cash: $10004900	Married couples at parties are pathetic So, I was at a party last night and there was a young married couple there. While everyone else was having a great time and mingling, they kept to themselves ALL night and just sat there. People made efforts of introducing themselves to them and trying to get them to play drinking games but they just sat there. Why are married couples at parties so lame? Particularly the young married couples. These two were both 24 which is even more pathetic cause they should be living it up but they act like they are 50.
Posts: 116

07-29-2007, 06:40 AM	#2
Braincase Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Pond> Me <Barn Casino cash: $11298284	When you know you're getting laid at the end of the night, no real need to get piss drunk. __________________ BrainCase
Posts: 15,429

07-29-2007, 06:54 AM	#4
Simplex3 MVP Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	They were probably just intimidated by the size of your ck. Or it could be that, unlike you, they've fking grown up.
Posts: 28,527

07-29-2007, 07:15 AM	#6
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Did you steal anything?
Posts: 69,689

07-29-2007, 07:16 AM	#7
HonestChieffan Seeking the Truth daily Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $-1375691	I bet the guy even failed to wear his cap backward. Stupid married guys. __________________ "We read books for knowledge; We read the Bible for wisdom!"
Posts: 54,740

07-29-2007, 08:27 AM	#10
HonestChieffan Seeking the Truth daily Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $-1375691	Future congressman __________________ "We read books for knowledge; We read the Bible for wisdom!"
Posts: 54,740

07-29-2007, 08:28 AM	#11
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-28384	They were pissed because they thought they were going to a swingers party. Last edited by Bowser; 07-29-2007 at 02:36 PM..
Posts: 106,612

07-29-2007, 08:38 AM	#12
The Red Sea 43%of all statistics r useless Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Hell on Earth Casino cash: $10004900	LOL Finch you are a dumb ass to be sure! The scary part is I have No doubt many others on here will read his post & be like its TRUE! Soon after the wife & I got married we turned our attention more to the out door BBQs & going to parks & actually Doing Stuff If & When we planned on Partying. The days of seeing the Same people every few nights at the same bar or same house party had come to a close..& we were both thankful for that. I've spoken up on other threads that have to do with marriages & what not & I gotta say if you Still hit the bar scene(3 nights a week or more)or you still go to little kid house parties you might as well plan out your divorce now. Dont get me wrong my wife & I still party from time to time. But go to a rented broken down house with a beer keg leaking in the bath tub..someone throwing up in the toilet next to you..three people getting checked in the back yard cause their close to passing out..so much smoke in the house your not sure if its on fire..& some 19 yr old Whore brought her 3 yr old whos looking up at you while the house is spinning & the music is Beyond LOUD..Ummmm were glady passed that! Nice run on sentance no? __________________
Posts: 478

07-29-2007, 08:39 AM	#13
HonestChieffan Seeking the Truth daily Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the Country in MO Casino cash: $-1375691	California Sort of explains it all __________________ "We read books for knowledge; We read the Bible for wisdom!"
Posts: 54,740

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode