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Old 09-27-2007, 07:23 PM   Topic Starter
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Anyone heard when Jesus might be back?
It has been 2000 years since he went out. I know crucifictions are difficult to judge time frame wise. Just curious if anyone has heard when he might make a return?

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Old 09-27-2007, 07:25 PM   #2
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:26 PM   #3
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:27 PM   #4
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:30 PM   #5
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:32 PM   #6
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:33 PM   #7
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:34 PM   #8
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I think he's got a bad hammy. Listed as Doubtful for next week.
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:36 PM   #9
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I think he's got a bad hammy. Listed as Doubtful for next week.
He should get someone to heal that for him, we could use the help.
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:35 PM   #10
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:38 PM   #11
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He wants to see you in his office next. Pack your stuff first. Oh hell, you won't need it.
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Old 09-27-2007, 08:39 PM   #12
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He wants to see you in his office next. Pack your stuff first. Oh hell, you won't need it.
I wonder if he would give feedback like that guy who makes the Chiefs' cuts.

"Here's the deal. You just aren't getting it done. You're not bright, you're not pious, and what's with that drinking problem? I've gotta tell you, God has really lost confidence in you. He's thinking that he should've used the flesh to make a dolphin or something."
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Old 09-27-2007, 09:13 PM   #13
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I wonder if he would give feedback like that guy who makes the Chiefs' cuts.

"Here's the deal. You just aren't getting it done. You're not bright, you're not pious, and what's with that drinking problem? I've gotta tell you, God has really lost confidence in you. He's thinking that he should've used the flesh to make a dolphin or something."

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Old 09-27-2007, 07:39 PM   #14
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I think it's safe to say you are going straight to HELL...
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:42 PM   #15
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I think what you meant to say is " he would be vacuuming the sins from those who have made the journey to the afterlife!"
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