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Old 04-28-2025, 04:48 PM   Topic Starter
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I don’t have any teenagers, and spend roughly zero time around teenagers. There are teenagers in my family, but they are 7 hours away and I’ve watched them grow up on Facebook and via text message.

Podunk, MO where I grew up and my family lives held prom this past weekend, and I am puzzled by the men’s fashion.

Go rent a tuxedo, and have the slacks hemmed 3 inches above your shoe, wear white socks and athletic footwear. WTF?

And it’s all of them, not just my goofy great nephew who somehow landed a smoke show as his date. I feel like a pervert, but I could only dream of someone that looked like her in high school.
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Old 04-28-2025, 04:49 PM   #2
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Does Roger Goodell copy teen fashion, or does teen fashion copy Roger Goodell?
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Old 04-28-2025, 04:57 PM   #3
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Does Roger Goodell copy teen fashion, or does teen fashion copy Roger Goodell?
I have no idea, but here’s a preemptive response to pics or it didn’t happen.
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Old 04-28-2025, 05:04 PM   #4
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Well at least he isn't a broccoli head.
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Old 04-28-2025, 05:32 PM   #5
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I have no idea, but here’s a preemptive response to pics or it didn’t happen.
Did you sniff your nephews fingers or her chair after she got up?

What do her toes look like?

Your nephew got a Chris Jones in his pants?
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Old 04-28-2025, 07:57 PM   #6
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Did you sniff your nephews fingers or her chair after she got up?

What do her toes look like?

Your nephew got a Chris Jones in his pants?
Yeah, ummm... WTF you creepy weirdo?
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Old 04-28-2025, 08:12 PM   #7
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Yeah, ummm... WTF you creepy weirdo?
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Old 04-29-2025, 07:22 AM   #8
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Old 04-28-2025, 06:33 PM   #9
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Need to know if she’s 18 before I decide what to jack off to tonight
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Old 04-28-2025, 06:35 PM   #10
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Old 04-28-2025, 07:44 PM   #11
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Need to know if she’s 18 before I decide what to jack off to tonight
I have no clue how old she is. Hell, I’m not even sure how old Kyler (my great nephew) is. She’s 23 in the world in which I grew up.
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Damn. She's hotter than the hottest girl in my class, by a factor.

I really hate that kid.
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That looks like a grown woman...in body shape, in facial structure
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To quote my brother-in-law when he saw me with my girlfriend long ago..."Youth is wasted on the young."
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