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Old 09-24-2013, 12:33 AM  
Direckshun Direckshun is offline
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.

Hello, Children.

This Is God.

I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly.

So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing.

Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours.

And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth.

What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions.

You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go.
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:17 AM   #106
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This Concludes Tonight's Broadcast.

Night.
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:18 AM   #107
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:21 AM   #108
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thank God!
Shit was funny.
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:23 AM   #109
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He takes all their money.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:49 AM   #110
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Old 09-24-2013, 07:51 AM   #111
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Old 09-24-2013, 09:08 AM   #112
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Old 09-24-2013, 09:23 AM   #113
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When people esp athletes say a deceased person is "looking down on them" from heaven....are they also being watched when they cheat on their taxes or watch internet porn?
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:43 PM   #114
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Old 09-25-2013, 02:54 AM   #115
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Great thread. Sorry I missed it as it was happening.
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Old 09-25-2013, 08:07 AM   #116
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Old 09-25-2013, 08:32 AM   #117
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Great thread. Sorry I missed it as it was happening.
Mods suck..never thought I'd say that.
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