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Old 10-16-2013, 11:23 PM  
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I want to puke.

Standing behind me tonight at the convenience store were two Donkey fans. One looked to be a drunk hobo, and the other was wearing only a Donks leather jacket and windbreaker sweatpants. No shirt, just that unzipped jacket, revealing his ridiculously hairy chest. The guy ahead of me in line was taking his merry time counting quarters and pennies, attempting to buy a pack of cigarettes. So I had to listen to these yahoos say things like "I'm a fan of the Broncos for their history" and "Peyton's OK, but I really miss Elway." Oh, can't leave out "We haven't been getting any calls all year."

Now I'm pissed.
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:01 AM   #16
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:02 AM   #17
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Guys, listen... If there was a way for us to hook up a breathalyzer test to the "submit thread" button, we certainly would.

The technology just isn't there yet.
I'd have like 7 posts in 13 years.
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:03 AM   #18
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I'd have like 7 posts in 13 years.
I'd have 156,948.
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:05 AM   #19
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I'd have 156,948.
That one thread was epic.
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:21 AM   #20
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:39 AM   #21
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Old 10-17-2013, 07:09 AM   #22
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What thread? I'm guilty of posting too much under the influence. Luckily for me, my drinking was contained to a 2 year period that ended a couple of months back.
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Old 10-17-2013, 07:13 AM   #23
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Old 10-17-2013, 07:14 AM   #24
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Old 10-17-2013, 07:15 AM   #25
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Old 10-17-2013, 08:06 AM   #26
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:47 AM   #27
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Standing behind me tonight at the convenience store were two Donkey fans. One looked to be a drunk hobo, and the other was wearing only a Donks leather jacket and windbreaker sweatpants. No shirt, just that unzipped jacket, revealing his ridiculously hairy chest. The guy ahead of me in line was taking his merry time counting quarters and pennies, attempting to buy a pack of cigarettes. So I had to listen to these yahoos say things like "I'm a fan of the Broncos for their history" and "Peyton's OK, but I really miss Elway." Oh, can't leave out "We haven't been getting any calls all year."

Now I'm pissed.
Doesn't take much to make you violently ill and pissed off I guess. You must be a blast at parties.

But really, do you get pissed off every time you want to puke?
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:53 PM   #28
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Old 10-17-2013, 12:56 PM   #29
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Old 10-17-2013, 01:01 PM   #30
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I'd have 156,948.
I got lucky most mine got erased...
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