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Old 11-19-2013, 06:36 AM  
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the Son of God was a “man’s man” who “smelled bad” and had “big, bulging biceps, big

Anti-LGBT activist slams church over ‘effeminate’ Jesus: ‘He smelled bad… He was a man’s man’

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An anti-Muslim retired lieutenant general who now serves as the Family Research Council (FRC) executive vice president recently said he was upset that Jesus had been “feminized” because the Son of God was a “man’s man” who “smelled bad” and had “big, bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms.”

In a video clip posted by Right Wing Watch on Monday, Jerry Boykin tells a group at William Jessup University that Jesus would have been a lot different than most people imagined because he did manual labor as a carpenter.

“Do you think he looked like the effeminate picture that we always see of him?” Boykin asked. “He didn’t look like that. He had big ole calluses over his hands, right? I imagine he probably lost a nail or two, he probably hit it with a hammer or something.”


“You think his biceps weren’t big bulging biceps, big ole veins popping out of his arms, thin waist, strong shoulders from lifting?” he continued. “He smelled bad! Why? Because he sweated, he worked. You think I’m sacrilegious because I said Jesus smelled bad? No, he was a man! He was a man’s man.”

Boykin lamented that “we feminize him in the church.”

“He was a tough guy, and that’s the Jesus I want to be like,” he insisted. “But we feminize Jesus in the church and men can’t identify with him anymore, not the kind of men I want to hang out with. They can’t identify with this effeminate Jesus that we’ve tried to portray.”

Watch this video from Adventure Christian Church.
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/11/1...as-a-mans-man/

That was one of the most homoerotic descriptions of Jesus I've ever read.

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Old 11-20-2013, 04:17 AM   #31
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So basically he was Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan?
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Old 11-20-2013, 07:23 AM   #32
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Jesus was 'roided up? Who knew...
I bet he wore Affliction shirts.
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:06 AM   #33
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Every time I saw Jesus's beard I was like "How feminine."
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Old 11-20-2013, 08:17 AM   #34
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Not anymore he looks like a Heinz just as the first Adam was a mix from all the tribes of man .
like heinz ward?

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like heinz ward?

Did he wear 57?
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