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Old 11-22-2013, 09:04 AM  
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Former NFL linebacker Channing Crowder played with the Miami Dolphins for six seasons. He played in 82 games throughout his career. At one point during all 82 games, the former Dolphins linebacker says he peed on himself.

"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg," Crowder said on NFL Films Presents. "I would just be in the huddle and just... pee. Nobody in the stands would know unless you look down like, 'that's not water man.' My teammates didn't enjoy it as much as I did."

Crowder make the confession during a segment called, "NFL Films Presents: Hidden talents."
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Old 11-22-2013, 09:08 AM   #2
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? wow bet he was popular in the huddle.
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Old 11-22-2013, 09:08 AM   #3
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Old 11-22-2013, 09:09 AM   #4
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Old 11-22-2013, 09:10 AM   #5
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Since we only have poop threads, that'll have to do:

http://tinyurl.com/mvugy2u

Former NFL linebacker Channing Crowder played with the Miami Dolphins for six seasons. He played in 82 games throughout his career. At one point during all 82 games, the former Dolphins linebacker says he peed on himself.

"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg," Crowder said on NFL Films Presents. "I would just be in the huddle and just... pee. Nobody in the stands would know unless you look down like, 'that's not water man.' My teammates didn't enjoy it as much as I did."

Crowder make the confession during a segment called, "NFL Films Presents: Hidden talents."
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Old 11-22-2013, 09:28 AM   #6
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Bozworths stories of eating a huge buffet before the game and puking in the face of the first person he tackled is worse.
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Old 11-22-2013, 09:45 AM   #7
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So what's a player with a nervous bladder to do? Kevin Donnelly, formerly of the Titans, had a unique solution.

"He used to piss right there on the sidelines," a former teammate said. "He'd sit on the bench and stuff a towel down his pants. Piss in the towel. Then throw it away. Back in Houston, at the Astrodome, it was a quarter-mile walk to get back to the bathroom. So you can't keep going back and forth. It actually works. You cram it down your pants and just go.

"Koy Detmer used to piss in a bottle in the ice shanty right on the field. Everybody gets it. Nervous bladder. It's just like anything else. As soon as you start to do something you have to go to the bathroom."

Said Garcia, "My first year in the league, I tried the towel thing. It was in a preseason game. Second half. I figured, ‘Well, I'll try it with a towel. Just pee into the towel.' I had to go pretty bad. As soon as I felt the warm pee touch my leg, I shut it down. I said, ‘I can't do this.' It's just nasty. I couldn't follow through with it. Players try all sorts of tricks to relieve themselves out there. My teammate in Tampa would just pee his pants and say it's not going to make a difference because of all the sweat."
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Old 11-22-2013, 10:18 AM   #8
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Old 11-22-2013, 10:28 AM   #9
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Old 11-22-2013, 10:48 AM   #10
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Old 11-22-2013, 11:15 AM   #11
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I use to do a lot of ice diving. My wet suit didn't fit very well. Needless to say, you hit the water and it starts to fill your wet suit. Very "shocking" when it reaches your lil boys. That's about the time I would let go. Then AAHHHHH warmth.

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Old 11-22-2013, 11:26 AM   #12
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Old 11-22-2013, 11:29 AM   #13
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