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Old 03-19-2013, 12:56 AM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


Razors, cyanide capsules, and Jonestown Kool-Aid are available in the break room. Second door on the left.

Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
Jimmy Swain: **** LB, Lee's Summit, MO


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Old 12-01-2013, 02:02 PM   #4426
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The shaft.. It is coming
Lets see how close Missouri is to Alabama in the BCS rankings first. If they beat Auburn they will jump in the polls and their SOS will be tougher especially since Alabama's season is over till a bowl game. The winner gets a BCS berth (possibly a spot in the NC game) while Alabama gets the other BCS slot for the SEC.
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:11 PM   #4427
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:12 PM   #4428
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I have to give credit where credit is due. I am not Pinkel's biggest fan but so far he has proven me wrong this season. Hopefully he can prove me wrong again on Saturday.
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Old 12-01-2013, 02:47 PM   #4429
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:04 PM   #4430
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I wonder what Missouri's SOS will be if they beat Auburn. Or does this SOS take the SECCG into account?
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:07 PM   #4431
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Not sure, but I don't think those numbers include it. It says that is the final regular season SOS. It would have to jump up though if we beat #3.
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:08 PM   #4432
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:14 PM   #4433
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Remember "The Catch"? It's that play.
It's not a bad idea. But it looked like Gardner was in a lot of pain. Even if it meant rolling out, he was barely even able to get weight off his feet. I see where you're coming from. I just think the options were limited. I'll be curious what was up with Gardner but hopefully nothing serious.
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:43 PM   #4434
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AP rankings are out. We're still No. 5, behind Alabama.

http://espn.go.com/college-football/rankings/_/poll/1

Honestly, I have no problem with that. The Luckeyes at No. 2, however, sucks. God I hope Michigan State stakes those overrated clowns.
There's just no way Ohio State should stay at #2 in the human polls.
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Old 12-01-2013, 03:56 PM   #4435
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There's just no way Ohio State should stay at #2 in the human polls.
They only are because they are undefeated. They will suffer a Baylor like fall if they lose. Here's hoping Michigan State eliminates any chance of Ohio State playing for a NC.
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:03 PM   #4436
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Remember "The Catch"? It's that play.
KC runs a similar concept as a short yard/red area playcall quite frequently.
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Old 12-01-2013, 04:21 PM   #4437
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KC runs a similar concept as a short yard/red area playcall quite frequently.
All WCO guys do. Shanahan does on every big play. That's the play Smith threw his pick on today.
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Old 12-01-2013, 05:06 PM   #4440
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There's just no way Ohio State should stay at #2 in the human polls.
If osu beats michigan state, they will have a pretty equal schedule to Florida states. In the absence of a playoff, you can't have an undefeated team get jumped by an unbeaten. An opinion on conference strength and strength of schedule adds way too much opinion into rankings.
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