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Old 03-18-2013, 11:56 PM  
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****Official 2013-14 Missouri Tiger Football Repository Thread****

We have two things to look forward to this year:

1) The potential beginning of the Maty Mauk Era. Mauk represents the best chance for this program to get back to a level of respectability after horrendous QB play cost us multiple games last year.

2) The last year of the Gary Pinkel era. Pinkel's entrenched cronyism won't play in a conference this competitive, especially if he couples his abysmal gameday coaching with lackadaisical, worst-in-conference recruiting. Pinkel was the formerly adequate meal that has now turned into a four pound bowel obstruction. It's time to jam a Fleet's enema up our collective asses.

Here is the schedule. We dodge Alabama, LSU, and Arkansas in the west and the Non-con is decidedly weaker than years past.

8/31: Murray State
9/7: Toledo
9/21: @ Indiana
9/28: Arkansas State
10/5:@ Vanderbilt
10/12: @ Georgia
10/19:Florida
10/26: South Carolina
11/2:Tennessee
11/9: @ Kentucky
11/23: @ Ole Miss
11/30: aTm

Looks like 6-6. Undefeated in non-con, 2-6 in league play.

I will eventually update the OP with a list of high profile in-state recruits that decide to go elsewhere after a half-assed attempt to gain their services. The inevitable cavalcade of *** rejects, skeezers, skanks, and scalliwags we get will fill out the ranks.


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Since every Mizzou thread eventually dies of AIDS, I recommend starting anti-retroviral therapy immediately. I believe Walgreens covers Express Scripts.


Premium In-State Players:

Roderick Johnson: **** OT, Florissant, MO.
Monte Harrison: **** WR, Lee's Summit, MO.
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Old 12-01-2013, 08:53 PM   #4456
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At this point Auburn's favored by 3. Doesn't exactly sound like the world has buried us.

The world has definitely buried Duke, though. 30 point dogs right now. Ouch.
What does that say about the ACC overall if one of their teams playing in the conference championship is a 30 point underdog? Wow!
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:06 PM   #4457
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Sorry I'm in late here, but looking at the BCS standings it would seem to me that if Missouri wins and Ohio State loses, Missouri should jump to #2.

I mean, it would be obvious that Missouri would leapfrog Auburn, and it would defy logic that Alabama would stay ahead of Missouri if Missouri had a win against a team that beat them just a week before.

But then again, it's the BcS. Pulling for you guys big time!
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:17 PM   #4458
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What does that say about the ACC overall if one of their teams playing in the conference championship is a 30 point underdog? Wow!
It says "have fun playing 5 teams a year from the ACC, Notre Dame."

The ACC is garbage, which is why FSU's SOS is so pathetic.

People talk about the SEC champ jumping Ohio State, but Florida State is the one that really should be discussed.

Ohio State has faced much stiffer competition than FSU.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:18 PM   #4459
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Sorry I'm in late here, but looking at the BCS standings it would seem to me that if Missouri wins and Ohio State loses, Missouri should jump to #2.

I mean, it would be obvious that Missouri would leapfrog Auburn, and it would defy logic that Alabama would stay ahead of Missouri if Missouri had a win against a team that beat them just a week before.

But then again, it's the BcS. Pulling for you guys big time!
Alabama is a tenth of a point up on Missouri in the standings at the moment. The boost from beating No. 4 Auburn while Alabama sits idle (and see its computer profile and SOS take a small hit) would push Mizzou past Alabama, unless the human pollsters did something silly.
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It says "have fun playing 5 teams a year from the ACC, Notre Dame."

The ACC is garbage, which is why FSU's SOS is so pathetic.

People talk about the SEC champ jumping Ohio State, but Florida State is the one that really should be discussed.

Ohio State has faced much stiffer competition than FSU.
True, true.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:32 PM   #4461
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At this point Auburn's favored by 3. Doesn't exactly sound like the world has buried us.

The world has definitely buried Duke, though. 30 point dogs right now. Ouch.
But all the discussion is around what happens for Auburn when/if Ohio State or Florida State loses...

And almost every Bowl prediction has Auburn being in the BCS along with Bama.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:39 PM   #4463
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A one loss SEC team is still the best in the country.
I wouldn't go that far, but a one loss SEC team is better than Ohio State.
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But all the discussion is around what happens for Auburn when/if Ohio State or Florida State loses...

And almost every Bowl prediction has Auburn being in the BCS along with Bama.
That's the 800 lb gorilla in the room. Does a two loss Auburn who beat Alabama go to a BCS game or does Alabama go in spite of not being in the SECCG and losing to Auburn? I think a one loss Alabama would get the BCS slot.
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Old 12-01-2013, 09:41 PM   #4465
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A one loss Alabama team would go in over a two loss Auburn. In fact, I'd consider it a lock.
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It says "have fun playing 5 teams a year from the ACC, Notre Dame."

The ACC is garbage, which is why FSU's SOS is so pathetic.

People talk about the SEC champ jumping Ohio State, but Florida State is the one that really should be discussed.

Ohio State has faced much stiffer competition than FSU.
The common argument is that FSU is actually beating the competition handily like they should....when OSU is not being impressive in their wins over a schedule just as bad as FSU, if not worse.
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It says "have fun playing 5 teams a year from the ACC, Notre Dame."

The ACC is garbage, which is why FSU's SOS is so pathetic.

People talk about the SEC champ jumping Ohio State, but Florida State is the one that really should be discussed.

Ohio State has faced much stiffer competition than FSU.
Not really. Trying to pick a tougher schedule between OSU/FSU is like trying to determine which variety of a shit sandwich you'd prefer.

I'd argue that FSU at least knocked off two red hot and undefeated teams in Clemson and Miami. They pounded the **** out of both of those squads.

It's a really meh discussion as the only team in the top 5 (with any realistic BCS hopes) that has played a schedule worth a **** is Auburn, with maybe a small footnote at the bottom for Missouri.

One thing working for Missouri (if they win) is ESPN will be pimping them hard for the BCS title game. I think they are legally obligated to cheerlead the SEC now.
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Missouri senior cornerback E.J. Gaines was chosen Monday as the co-defensive player of the week in the Southeastern Conference.

Gaines, who shared the award with Mississippi senior safety Nickoe Whitley, shut down Texas A&M sophomore wide receiver Mike Evans on Saturday, allowing him to catch only four passes for eight yards in a 28-21 victory for the Tigers.

Evans led the SEC in yards and touchdowns before being blanketed by Gaines, who finished with six tackles for a defense that limited the Aggies to 379 total yards.

Gaines, a Fort Osage graduate, ranks fourth in the SEC with four interceptions and is third for Missouri with 59 tackles despite missing two and a half games.

The Tigers, who play Auburn for the SEC title Saturday at the Georgia Dome, have won 12 weekly conference awards, which is the most in a single season in program history.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/2013/12/02...#storylink=cpy
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