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Old 12-09-2013, 03:10 PM  
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Been a While since we had a Really Super TSA story




“Rooster Monkburn” the cowboy sock monkey is without his pistol, thanks to a diligent TSA agent in St. Louis.

Phyllis May of Redmond, Wash. says she is “appalled and shocked and embarrassed all at the same time” about the incident that happened on Wednesday.

May has a small business selling unique sock monkey dolls. She says she and her husband were on their way from St. Louis to Sea-Tac and she had a couple of monkeys and sewing supplies with her in a carry-on bag.

“His pistol was in there,” she says of the sock monkey “Rooster Monkburn,” a take-off on John Wayne character “Rooster Cogburn” from the film “True Grit.”

May and her husband were going through the screening process when she noticed that one of her bags was missing.

“And the (TSA agent) held it up and said ‘whose is this?’” she said. “I realized oh, my God this is my bag.”

May said the TSA agent went through the bag, through the sewing supplies and found the two-inch long pistol.

“She said ‘this is a gun,’” said May. “I said no, it’s not a gun it’s a prop for my monkey.”

“She said ‘If I held it up to your neck, you wouldn’t know if it was real or not,’ and I said ‘really?’” said May.
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Old 12-09-2013, 03:20 PM   #2
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Rooster Monkburn is creepy as shit.
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Old 12-09-2013, 03:50 PM   #3
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Honestly, why can't we just gather everybody with an IQ of 85 or below and assemble them in on place much like we've done with ChiefsPlanet and people with IQ's of 165 and higher?
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Old 12-09-2013, 03:50 PM   #4
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Old 12-09-2013, 03:57 PM   #5
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Honestly, why can't we just gather everybody with an IQ of 85 or below and assemble them in on place much like we've done with ChiefsPlanet and people with IQ's of 165 and higher?
Bigot, racist, snob, bitter old white guy or whatever. Shame on you.
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Old 12-09-2013, 04:20 PM   #6
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It's true. I am bigoted against stupid people. But they'll never figure it out.
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:02 PM   #7
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Honestly, why can't we just gather everybody with an IQ of 85 or below and assemble them in on place much like we've done with ChiefsPlanet and people with IQ's of 165 and higher?
Not sure I understand you're question ?
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:06 PM   #9
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Rooster Monkburn is creepy as shit.
Still not as creepy as elf on a shelf.
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:40 PM   #10
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:42 PM   #11
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Old 12-09-2013, 07:54 PM   #12
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Are they different than tattoos? Cross thread reference?
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With all due respect I have a tattoo on my toe. It's a tattoe
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