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Old 12-11-2013, 08:07 PM  
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Stand Up Comedy

So, I've done a lot of thinking about this "art form"... I have a lot of favorites. Growing up, my dad had a traveling job. I would steal his cassette tapes of various comedians and I instantly fell in love with that whole era of comedy. I grew up listening to Carlin, Cosby, and Pryor. Over the years, my taste for comedy has evolved quite a bit. If I had to list a top 5 (current guys/girls) it would include, no certain order:

1) Chappelle
2) Louis CK
3) Kevin Hart
4) Joe Rogan
5) Joey Diaz

I know this has been discussed before, so the repost police can suck a dick.
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Old 12-12-2013, 02:08 PM   #91
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Old 12-12-2013, 04:00 PM   #92
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Old 12-12-2013, 04:09 PM   #93
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you know who I'll throw here as one that is pretty underrated? gilbert gottfried. what a dirty mother****er
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Old 12-12-2013, 05:46 PM   #94
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Todd Barry is a very laid back guy. Not as laid back as Steven Wright, but very laid back.

I used to love to watch the old school guys on the Dean Martin Roasts and on the Tonight show. Guys like Don Rickles, Jan Murray, Buddy Hackett, Nipsey Russell, Flip Wilson, Red Buttons, Foster Brooks, Bob Newhart, Redd Foxx, Alan King and David Steinberg.
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I saw Steven Wright at the Masonic Theater in San Fran in 1997 or 1998 and he was so god damn funny laughed nearly the entire 90 minutes. I love him

The old timers you listed were so good and are being forgotten or not even known by the younger generation.

I used to love watching the Flip Wilson show with my mom and laughed my balls off at Geraldine!
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Old 12-12-2013, 06:55 PM   #95
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shit...I forgot about Steven Wright

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Old 12-12-2013, 07:24 PM   #96
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Steven Wright - "Cross Country skiing is Great if you live in a small Country"

Great to all the Love for Bill Burr tho ..... the epidemic of gold digging whores skit is priceless -- if you got 10 minutes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBVSfgctIpo
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Old 12-16-2013, 02:56 PM   #97
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Felicia Michaels is another funny lady (dirty as hell too):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iiwaakl2g88

I've heard she even posed for Playboy....
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Old 09-09-2014, 11:53 PM   #98
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Jim Jeffries - "Bare" on Netflix is absolutely worth a watch. Hilarious.
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Old 09-10-2014, 12:12 AM   #99
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Thanks, that's the guy I was thinking of but couldn't remember. He just rolls along with humorous bits and occasionally make me laugh snot right out of my head.
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Old 09-10-2014, 02:31 AM   #100
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Bill Burr could be the funniest white guy comic ever. Chris Rock probably funniest black guy comic...wish he had some new shit
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:41 AM   #101
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Plus she has big tits, can hold a conversation, and if I were a betting man, she sucks a mean dick.
I guess you and I have some very different ideas about what are considered big tits...
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:44 AM   #102
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Bill Burr could be the funniest white guy comic ever. Chris Rock probably funniest black guy comic...wish he had some new shit
I love those guys butů George Carlin and Richard Pryor. Also Steve Martin and Eddie Murphy.

Yes I'm old.
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:55 AM   #103
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Most of my faves have been posted already, so here's a great Kyle Kinane bit:

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Old 09-10-2014, 03:56 AM   #104
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Bill Burr could be the funniest white guy comic ever.
I am pretty sure Louis CK has stolen that title from him.
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Old 09-10-2014, 03:56 AM   #105
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