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Old 04-02-2013, 01:28 AM  
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What's the most money you've ever won in a casino?

Went out to a local casino tonight with $140 in my pocket. Walked out with $1280. Won most of it playing a dollar slot machine. Most I have ever won on a slot machine is $1800, but I prefer playing table games most of the time.

Curious if people of the planet have any interesting casino stories.
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Old 01-01-2014, 03:21 PM   #76
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We got him back with a whole floor of rooms to himself.
I'm sorry you missed your plane.
Glad to get to know you.
Oh, no. No gambling.
And once he was back, he played small.
He bet 1,000 a hand, instead of his usual 30,000 a hand.
...to the bank with a natural lead over a five.
But I knew the trick with whales like Ichikawa...
was that they can't bet small for long.
He didn't think of it as winning 10,000...
he thought of it as losing 90,000.
So, he upped his bets.
Until he dropped his winnings back and gave up a million of his own cash.
In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing...
and keep them coming back.
The longer they play, the more they lose.
In the end, we get it all.
Evil ****ers.
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Old 01-01-2014, 04:27 PM   #77
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Nailed 16k out of an Oklahoma casino last July. 4 different machines, all jackpots. All in about 3 hours. It was ****ing awesome!
Which casinos do you go to in Oklahoma?
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Old 01-01-2014, 04:38 PM   #78
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Which casinos do you go to in Oklahoma?
Only one I ever went to was some depressing run down place somewhere outside of Tulsa. Good friend of mine got a job right after college in Tulsa and a group of guys made a weekend trip to visit him. After last call of course a casino sounded like a good idea (?) and we had no clue where to go, so the cabbie took us to one, and it was like they smushed together a couple trailers all together, and the sorriest bunch of people you ever saw. I don't think they even had table games? We stayed for all of about 5 minutes.
I had no clue that Oklahoma had 18+ casinos- I always assumed it was 21+ everywhere ?
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Old 01-01-2014, 05:10 PM   #79
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Just turned $80 into $600 in Atlantic City last weekend. Hit a full house in 3 card poker then hit a straight on the next hand. Dealer was quickly swapped thereafter.
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Old 01-01-2014, 05:18 PM   #80
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Just turned $80 into $600 in Atlantic City last weekend. Hit a full house in 3 card poker then hit a straight on the next hand. Dealer was quickly swapped thereafter.
I'd guess that was probably a coincidence. Dealers can't stay at the table for more than an hour and twenty minutes no matter what. $600 is nothing to a casino.
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Old 01-01-2014, 05:52 PM   #81
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I'd guess that was probably a coincidence. Dealers can't stay at the table for more than an hour and twenty minutes no matter what. $600 is nothing to a casino.
You'd be surprised. Whenever the pit boss feels luck is on the players side at a table they switch the dealers. I've seen it happen a thousand times.
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Old 01-01-2014, 05:55 PM   #82
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Old 01-01-2014, 07:03 PM   #83
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You'd be surprised. Whenever the pit boss feels luck is on the players side at a table they switch the dealers. I've seen it happen a thousand times.
I still don't see how that helps in a game like 3 card. Burning a card in the middle of a blackjack shoe can change the way the cards are falling, but 3 card is hypothetically a random shuffle every time.
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Old 01-01-2014, 07:12 PM   #84
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You'd be surprised. Whenever the pit boss feels luck is on the players side at a table they switch the dealers. I've seen it happen a thousand times.
yeah, they were worried about you taking down the house.
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Old 01-01-2014, 07:32 PM   #85
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When I was in my early 20's, I had a lot of money from both my job and some real estate investments. I used to go to Atlantic City with as much as $5,000.

I once won $27,000 and the Playboy hotel took real good care of me, including hooking me up with escorts.

I also lost $10,000 once and $5,000 several times so in the end, most things balanced out.

I also once won $6,500 starting with only $250 playing baccarat at Harvey's in Lake Tahoe at 4 in the morning. I sent $5,000 home with a buddy to give to my Dad and took an extra $1,500 to my vacation in Bora Bora Tahiti.

My youth was a lot better than my last 15 years
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:19 PM   #86
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I also once won $6,500 starting with only $250 playing baccarat at Harvey's in Lake Tahoe at 4 in the morning. I sent $5,000 home with a buddy to give to my Dad and took an extra $1,500 to my vacation in Bora Bora Tahiti.
A couple things:

1. Did the money make it back to your dad?

2. How was Bora Bora? Was it everything I've dreamed of?
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:31 PM   #87
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A couple things:

1. Did the money make it back to your dad?

2. How was Bora Bora? Was it everything I've dreamed of?
1. Yes, my buddy is very honest and my biggest worry was the plane crashing fron San Fran to NJ

2. Bora Bora was awesome. I was there in 1986 before all the over-the-water fancy hotels. I stayed at a place called the Oa Oa Hotel that was owned by a couple from California. Great food and awesome beach.
Diving was incredible with the sharks and octopus all over, Bloody Mary's was really cool, the trip takes forever to get there.
The only negative was that the morning of my departure, the space shuttle Challenger exploded and it was a somber trip home.
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Old 01-01-2014, 08:31 PM   #88
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