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Old 01-12-2014, 09:53 AM  
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Walking on water is not easy. Not too many people have the ability. Letís see, thereís Jesus, and well, thatís about it. Unfortunately for one pastor on the West Coast of Africa, his attempt to become the second man to make this impossible feat a reality cost him his life.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation that he was capable of reenacting the very miracles of Jesus Christ. He decided to make it clear through way of demonstration on Gabonís beach in the capital city of Libreville.

Referencing Matthew 14:22-33, Kabele said that he received a revelation which told him that with enough faith he could achieve what Jesus was able to.

According to an eyewitness, Kabele took his congregation out to the beach. He told them that he would cross the Kombo estuary by foot, which is normally a 20 minute boat ride.

Sadly by the second step into the water Kabele found himself completely submerged. He never returned.

This is not the first incident of this nature in Africa. At Ibadon zoo in south-west Nigeria, a self-proclaimed Prophet claimed to be able to do what the Daniel of the bible did by walking into a den full of lions.

Though he was warned numerous times by zoo keepers, according to NG Newspapers, the Prophet thought of them as nothing more than enemies of progress. The Prophet, with a crowd of people watching, put on a long red robe and proceeded to enter the cage full of lions.

Within seconds of opening the door, the lions ripped the Prophet from flesh to bone. The bible should come with a warning label, ďDonít try this at home.Ē
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Old 01-13-2014, 11:55 AM   #16
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Obama claimed to be able to make the seas stop rising and heal the planet (6/3/08 St Paul MN speech). A deity! And you swallowed that load while on your knees. Same deal.
At least Obama existed. Thats a step in the right direction.
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:01 PM   #17
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Old 01-13-2014, 12:29 PM   #18
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At least Obama existed. Thats a step in the right direction.
"We worship an awesome God in the blue states." -Barack Obama (7/27/04, Boston MA speech)
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"We worship an awesome God in the blue states." -Barack Obama (7/27/04, Boston MA speech)
But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

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Old 01-13-2014, 01:02 PM   #20
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But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

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He isn't real, hence he never said that.

But guess who is real, and who actually has slain people while serving as Commander In Chief?
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Old 01-13-2014, 01:20 PM   #21
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He isn't real, hence he never said that.

But guess who is real, and who actually has slain people while serving as Commander In Chief?
George Bush?
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Lane didn't vote for Bush. I'm taking about the killer whom he did vote for.
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Old 01-13-2014, 02:32 PM   #24
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Old 01-13-2014, 02:40 PM   #26
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