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Old 08-31-2012, 07:24 PM  
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Why people laugh at Creationists

Taking a lead from Killer Clown I thought I'd create a alternative thread to post some videos I like...

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"Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many.
Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books.
Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.
Do not believe in traditions simply because they have been handed down for many generations.
But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it."

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Old 02-06-2014, 01:57 PM   #3511
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I asked my Sunday School teacher (when I was 7-8) why there were dinosaur bones in the ground and why there is corrosion that takes 100s millions of years.


His answer: The world was created with age.

I am surprised that nobody has mentioned it.
Because we haven't yet stopped laughing.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:02 PM   #3512
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Because we haven't yet stopped laughing.

When I was a kid, I thought,"Oh, Okay".


After I grew a little older and my parents stopped going to church, I started noticing all of the convenient, vague answers religion had for questions like I asked.


Stuff like that drove me further away.
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:07 PM   #3513
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It drives me nuts how people become really religious when it serves their purpose.

Death, serious illness, etc.

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Old 02-06-2014, 02:48 PM   #3514
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So what's all this about:

The Book of Revelation, written some time in the last half of the first century, has five verses that mention a "lake of fire":
Revelation 19:20: "And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone."

Revelation 20:10 "And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever."

Revelation 20:14-15 "Then Death and Hades were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And anyone not found written in the Book of Life was cast into the lake of fire."[NKJV]

Revelation 21:8 "But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death."
The original Hebrew and Greek translated word for this "hell" are Shehol and Hades. This was a "lake of fire where trash, dead bodies, and whatever were thrown after death, a real place, on this earth.

Wikipedia huh... nice source lol. The ignorance of anyone who believes in a fiery hell is abundant.

It's simple. If God hates Satan, why would he give him the satisfaction of torturing people who sin. What logic makes that believable?

It's funny how you guys mock me, yet your using resources from wikipedia, and don't even know what the Bible says, just like the rest of Americans. This isn't even worth my time.
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:50 PM   #3515
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When I was a kid, I thought,"Oh, Okay".


After I grew a little older and my parents stopped going to church, I started noticing all of the convenient, vague answers religion had for questions like I asked.


Stuff like that drove me further away.
The answers are vague because they don't know what the bible says. And basic Christendom is a money making scheme.
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:53 PM   #3516
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Like I said no two christians agree on all aspects. Odd.
And every scientist agrees on the exact beginning of this earth to be the same...?
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Old 02-06-2014, 02:56 PM   #3517
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The original Hebrew and Greek translated word for this "hell" are Shehol and Hades. This was a "lake of fire where trash, dead bodies, and whatever were thrown after death, a real place, on this earth.

Wikipedia huh... nice source lol. The ignorance of anyone who believes in a fiery hell is abundant.

It's simple. If God hates Satan, why would he give him the satisfaction of torturing people who sin. What logic makes that believable?

It's funny how you guys mock me, yet your using resources from wikipedia, and don't even know what the Bible says, just like the rest of Americans. This isn't even worth my time.
Logic and believability aren't really a requirement. I'd think someone claiming above average knowledge of the Bible would understand that..
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:30 PM   #3518
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It drives me nuts how people become really religious when it serves there purpose.

Death, serious illness, etc.
I don't think it's so much to serve a purpose as it is a vehicle to escape reality and find something "bigger than you" to give you hope and save you from having to stare into the blackness of the abyss.
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:33 PM   #3519
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Logic and believability aren't really a requirement. I'd think someone claiming above average knowledge of the Bible would understand that..
I am happy to see yet another claim to understand the same belief more clearly than the millions of people who follow the same religion. This person has the true understanding of the original writings both Greek and Hebrew! This would be outstanding information except I have already met several other people who have differing opinions that are certain they have the correct version or interpretation and I am sure I will meet more. This poster has a couple things in common with the others religion type and unwarranted arrogance~
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:37 PM   #3520
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I don't think it's so much to serve a purpose as it is a vehicle to escape reality and find something "bigger than you" to give you hope and save you from having to stare into the blackness of the abyss.
Spot on Sir Duncan. Its a construct to make one feel special and less afraid. Like heroin in the end all it does is increase the need escape fear.
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Old 02-06-2014, 03:41 PM   #3521
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When I was a kid, I thought,"Oh, Okay".


After I grew a little older and my parents stopped going to church, I started noticing all of the convenient, vague answers religion had for questions like I asked.


Stuff like that drove me further away.
Understand that completely. Like I was telling a friend at lunch. The Noahs ark story is probably where my belief system came crashing down, at like 8-9 years old.
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High Tech is Sorcery and the people who are really powerful are literally telling people to commit crimes using the psychic interspace created by the WWW and Wireless. They are controlling peoples actions like drones . The two things are deeply intertwined. The more man's brain interfaces with machines the creepier it gets. They use brains separate from a human body in a supercomputer and you have The Image of the Beast. The military has been doing this since the 50s
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:09 PM   #3522
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I am happy to see yet another claim to understand the same belief more clearly than the millions of people who follow the same religion. This person has the true understanding of the original writings both Greek and Hebrew! This would be outstanding information except I have already met several other people who have differing opinions that are certain they have the correct version or interpretation and I am sure I will meet more. This poster has a couple things in common with the others religion type and unwarranted arrogance~


SSDD..it would save you a lot of time to type 'Ye, hath God said'

but..but I don't give Islam a pass!
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:17 PM   #3523
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SSDD..it would save you a lot of time to type 'Ye, hath God said'

but..but I don't give Islam a pass!
As soon as someone brings up that nonsense I will be glad to talk about those who follow a pedophile prophet. Are you trying to insult me Steve? Is that your intention?
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Old 02-06-2014, 04:19 PM   #3524
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As soon as someone brings up that nonsense I will be glad to talk about those who follow a pedophile prophet. Are you trying to insult me Steve? Is that your intention?
...are you trying to say you only have to corrupt God because someone brings it up?

...just own it, dude.
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...are you trying to say you only have to corrupt God because someone brings it up?

...you can't go a week without it.
Do you ever answer a question? I reply to posts on the subject. Where am I starting the conversation? A poster babbles how they understand it but others don't yeah I am going to call them on it~
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