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Old 03-31-2014, 05:28 PM  
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California man swept out to sea during Sunday baptism

Benito Flores, 43, was helping his cousin — Pastor Maurigro Cervantes — perform the religious ceremony on a man at Guadalupe Beach when a wave toppled the trio. Cervantes said he tried to grab his cousin, but the man was swept away by another wave.

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A California man was feared dead after he was swept out to sea during a beach baptism on Sunday, officials said.

Benito Flores, 43, was helping his cousin — Pastor Maurigro Cervantes — perform the religious ceremony on a man at Guadalupe beach when a hellacious wave toppled the trio, KCOY-TV reported.

“A big wave came and took Benito,” Cervantes, of Jesus Christ Light of the Sky, told the news station.

“I tried to take him out. He was heavy and then another big wave came.”

Pastor Maurigro Cervantes said he was performing a baptism on a man with his cousin, Benito Flores, when a big wave knocked the three men under water. Cervantes said Flores was swept out to sea by a second wave.

Pastor Maurigro Cervantes said he was performing a baptism on a man with his cousin, Benito Flores, when a big wave knocked the three men underwater. Cervantes said Flores was swept out to sea by a second wave.
The current pulled Flores away from the shore at the Rancho Guadalupe Dunes Preserve — about 70 miles north of Santa Barbara — and hasn’t been seen since.

Rescue crews were expected to return to the scene on Monday to search for the missing man.

Cervantes told the Santa Maria Times that about 25 people were at the ceremony, which he said he performs about two or three times a year.

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Old 04-01-2014, 10:28 PM   #31
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This whole thing seems suspicious. Was this guy around?

You see, because on Boardwalk Empire he drowned someone during a baptism.
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:30 PM   #32
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I suppose. I guess I was more referring to whether it will alter the course of their "afterlife."
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Old 04-01-2014, 10:53 PM   #33
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“A big wave came and took Benito,” Cervantes, of Jesus Christ Light of the Sky, told the news station.


I had no idea that you could worship a Jesus Christ Light. I figured it was either the whole thing or nothing at all.
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Old 04-01-2014, 11:01 PM   #34
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I had no idea that you could worship a Jesus Christ Light. I figured it was either the whole thing or nothing at all.
I think Jesus Christ Lite is essential. The whole thing might not exist otherwise.
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Old 04-01-2014, 11:29 PM   #35
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The wafers are less filling but the wine tastes great.
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Old 04-02-2014, 08:07 AM   #36
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JC lite would the Methodist Church I went to as a kid. JC stout was the Baptist ones most of my relatives attended.
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Face it you're just in this thread for the fishing angle.
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Old 04-02-2014, 06:18 PM   #39
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One never knows, this could be a veritable Jonah and the whale redux!
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