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Old 06-27-2014, 10:12 PM  
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Are girls as gross as guys?

So I pulled up to a stop light and as I'm sitting there a lady pull's up behind me, watching her in my rearview mirror, she starts digging in her ear, pull's her finger out, look's at it and then smell's it.

Never for a moment thought I would see that, what you got? Do you smell your own body parts? What gross things have you found that women do you would not expect?
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:46 AM   #16
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To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.
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Old 06-28-2014, 02:53 AM   #17
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Old 06-28-2014, 05:33 AM   #18
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Old 06-28-2014, 05:47 AM   #19
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They are just as gross.

The difference is that women are ashamed of their grossness and they try to hide it. Guys are much more open about it.
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Old 06-28-2014, 05:51 AM   #20
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Old 06-28-2014, 05:58 AM   #21
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A fellow fraternity man! Which fraternity?

To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.
This, watching that has numbed me to everything else.
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Old 06-28-2014, 06:09 AM   #22
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A fellow fraternity man! Which fraternity?

To the OP: Really? Digging in an ear grosses you out? You must have never watched your wife give birth vaginally. That's when it gets real. After that, it takes a lot to surprise you.
It was the fact she smelled it, reminds me I need to buy some more Q-tips.

My wife had my son by C-section because he was breach and they coudnt turn him, I.watched the doc pull him out over the curtain. Surprisingly that didn't bother me but when she sliced open her hand I almost passed out in the emergency room looking at it.
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Old 06-28-2014, 06:34 AM   #23
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If you don't KNOW that girls are much more disgusting than guys you haven't been around much yet. Go to some factory or place that has a lot of women employees and go check out the break room and bathrooms. The woman's is always worse.
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Old 06-28-2014, 06:40 AM   #24
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Really how old are you to even ask this question?
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Old 06-28-2014, 08:19 AM   #26
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