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Old 06-28-2014, 07:03 AM  
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Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:18 AM   #31
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Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:24 AM   #32
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:28 AM   #33
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A pool shed. Middle of summer.

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Old 06-28-2014, 10:30 AM   #34
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I also had a night class and before it I got bored sitting in the office of my college newspaper...I had a key to the newsroom and the door was locked, no one else in there...so took off the edge.
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:40 AM   #35
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:48 AM   #36
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Old 06-28-2014, 10:49 AM   #37
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:38 AM   #38
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:42 AM   #39
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:48 AM   #40
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A pool shed. Middle of summer.

Real kinky man. The pump was going, too.
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:49 AM   #41
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This is hilarious to me because I change the pool filter everyday without beating it in the shed.
You know how you have to lube up the o-ring on those old-school pool pumps?

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Old 06-28-2014, 11:51 AM   #42
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I was probably 16 or 17 years old.

I really wanted to bring a girl home from school and do her in that shed. It would have been the perfect place for a quickie.
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:09 PM   #43
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Thread title explains it all. What's the oddest place you've ever gotten your nut on at? For me, it was my youngest daughter's birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese. Ended up staying 3 hours longer than expected (thanks to 13 kids showing up) and had to entertain myself somehow.

What do you guys have? Be specific.
Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?

Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.

I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:12 PM   #44
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Did you like, go to the bathroom to do this? If not, what did you do? Beat it under the table? Beat it behind the big music-playing animals? Did you just openly whip it out in front of everyone? Please don't tell me you jacked it while wading in the balls...I've heard horror stories about those ball rooms. What made you do it? A milf? Was the band playing the song, "Beat It" and you took them literally?

Wow...this OP has me confused to a WTF level.

I've jerked off while driving. That's probably the weirdest for me. I've also managed to have sex while driving and back in the day I used to get a fair amount of road head and road handies.
This is like SR-level questioning about his jerking habits.
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Old 06-28-2014, 12:16 PM   #45
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This is like SR-level questing about his jerking habits.
Well... the OP is so strange that it raises a lot of questions. Not to mention, I think the dude is trolling, so if he were willing to answer those questions, I can't help, but wonder what his responses will be...
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