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Old 08-02-2014, 08:35 PM   #1
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Uh, kinda, yeah.
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Old 08-03-2014, 10:51 AM   #2
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90% of the chicks I've had sex with lay there like dead fish and I'm doing something wrong?
Try loosening the ropes a little.
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Old 08-03-2014, 11:00 AM   #3
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This guy really asked if it was a problem most of the women he bangs just lay there. Either your pipe game sucks or your handing out too much GHB.
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:15 PM   #4
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Old 08-02-2014, 07:34 PM   #5
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Old 08-03-2014, 06:11 PM   #6
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I've been married for over 20 years, and my wife still gets really into it. If she didn't I think something was wrong!!
Is that her in your sig pic? If so, it explains her flip-flops. Never knew what you really meant by that.
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:34 PM   #7
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
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Old 08-02-2014, 08:36 PM   #8
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
90%.

It's not them.

It's you.
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Old 08-03-2014, 10:22 AM   #9
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Shit. I forgot I was on CP. Now I have to explain to you 50 year old fuddy duddies what I mean..

You've had sex, yes? Girls squirm and writhe around when you put two fingers in their puss; you honestly think I mean they just lay their with no reaction when I stick my big ol' cock in them? (I'm lying. My cock isn't big)

What I'm saying is that they just get ****ed- they don't do any of the ****ing.

When I'm on top drilling on the pussy like I'm trying to strike rich in the oil game it's not enough for the girl to moan and enjoy it. When I put her on top she needs to be able to work it. When I'm ****ing her doggy style I need her to throw that ass back.

These hoes, by and large, don't do that. They talk a big game about how freaky they are and when you get them alone they don't like to be on top because they're self conscious that they don't look good from that angle or just plain aren't confident in their skills.
They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.
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Old 08-03-2014, 10:24 AM   #10
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They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

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Old 08-03-2014, 11:23 AM   #11
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They may just be inexperienced since you use the word "girls." You still have a few options to change your experiences. If they're still young teach 'em. Keep a Kama Sutra in your car. Or get 'em younger. You need a girl that is not shy or self-conscious. Or you make them feel okay about themselves and get them to trust you. Or if that doesn't fly date gymnasts.

Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.
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Old 08-03-2014, 11:30 AM   #12
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Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.
Well good, that's always a start.

I am quite honestly, surprised by the older woman experience. All I ever heard from other men is that is how they learned a lot. Even in your one-nighters, are you typically attracted to passive women?

Try an older woman who is a prostitute and state what you're looking for up-front.
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Old 08-03-2014, 02:08 PM   #13
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Yeah, we're talking aged 18-22. I did bone a 30 year old a few years ago, though, and there wasn't any difference. She just took the dick like all the others. I was thinking she might be able to teach me something.. But no.

The one thing I will say may be "my fault" is that all I've ever really had is non-committal, one-nighter types and flings. That isn't exactly conducive to getting a girl to open up and be frisky in the bedroom.
Well then, Duh......

Try a mid-30s or 40s woman who knows WTF she's doing.
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Old 08-04-2014, 11:00 AM   #14
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Old 08-02-2014, 11:55 PM   #15
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