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09-25-2005, 09:00 AM | #2 |
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I'll start:
Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Billy: Seven! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Billy: Seven! Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Billy: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Billy: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Billy: I've already got one rabbit at home now! |
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09-25-2005, 09:01 AM | #3 |
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Ba-dump...ching!
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09-25-2005, 09:05 AM | #4 |
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An Irish guy was driving down the road when suddenly a cop pulls him over. The Irishman quickly composes himself while the cop walks up beside the car.
Cop: "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" Irishman: "No sir." Cop: "Your wife fell out of your car three blocks back." Irishman: "Oh thank God. I thought I'd gone deaf." |
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09-25-2005, 09:18 AM | #5 | |
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09-25-2005, 09:28 AM | #6 |
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"..so I've got my finger up this chick's ass, and she says...."
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09-25-2005, 09:30 AM | #7 | |
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I knew someone would do this sooner or later. But the joke was still funny. |
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09-25-2005, 09:32 AM | #8 |
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So, what do you call the act?
"The Aristocrats." |
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09-25-2005, 09:33 AM | #9 |
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This could be my ex-wife:
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. |
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09-25-2005, 09:48 AM | #10 | |
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09-25-2005, 10:12 AM | #12 |
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if i could just remember even some of the jokes i've heard, i would definitely share them with you...
i can't even remember all the thousands of lawyer jokes i've heard from other lawyers over the years... jokes and names, always had trouble with the... |
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09-25-2005, 10:13 AM | #13 |
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how 'bout jokes that are only a little dirty?
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AV: How would I know? I'm not a lawyer! |
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09-25-2005, 10:33 AM | #15 | |
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