Apparently, there's some serious cash to be made in strip clubs - Page 4

Duck Dog · 04-21-2006, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike

Me and a buddy discuss buying one of these every time we go into one. We always figured either the mob or the cops would shut us down. But if we ever did get the guts to do it, the name would be 'Babes & Blues'. When the regulars are broke they can still hear some good blues tunes on the other side of the bar...

Myself and two friends are discussing this very thing at the moment. (well not right this second)

We have the perfect building located in the perfect county. If I could name the place it would be called 'Pretty Kitty'.

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Duck Dog

Myself and two friends are discussing this very thing at the moment. (well not right this second)

We have the perfect building located in the perfect county. If I could name the place it would be called 'Pretty Kitty'.

Okay, so I figure we need the following:

1. General Manager
2. Finance Person
3. 8 shift managers
3. Chief of Security
4. Human Resources
5. A marketing person
6. Lawyer (maybe 2)
7. DJ
8. About 20 security people
9. About 12 bartenders
10. About 20 waitresses
11. About 50 dancers, with a variety of "looks"

Does that sound about right?

I can handle the marketing part, and I'd be willing to help out the HR department with hiring decisions. Very willing. I can also create a great scheduling algorithm to ensure that the patrons get a good variety of dancers every night, while also working within the dancers' constraints.

Duck Dog · 04-21-2006, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

Okay, so I figure we need the following:

1. General Manager
2. Finance Person
3. 8 shift managers
3. Chief of Security
4. Human Resources
5. A marketing person
6. Lawyer (maybe 2)
7. DJ
8. About 20 security people
9. About 12 bartenders
10. About 20 waitresses
11. About 50 dancers, with a variety of "looks"

Does that sound about right?

I can handle the marketing part, and I'd be willing to help out the HR department with hiring decisions. Very willing. I can also create a great scheduling algorithm to ensure that the patrons get a good variety of dancers every night, while also working within the dancers' constraints.

That sounds excellent on the condition my official title and job description be, 'Entertainment Coordinator'.

Here's what I have in mind. I'm picturing a multi level club with glass floors under the stages and limo service to and from the local airport and hotels. The VIP room (at the top) is where you smoke the finest Cuban cigars and sip the finest drinks. This floor is for big spenders. The second floor is where topless waitress's serve the best steaks in town while the hottest babes dance above you.

Downstairs is where the average Joes go to spend their paychecks. The babes are still hot, but this level gets a little raunchier, more of the typical strip bar atmosphere. The guys who hang out down here didn't arrive in the limo and they didn't eat one the $25 filets. Down here is where security is the tightest.

Hows it sound so far?

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:20 AM

lol

52 people handling your cash.

you'll be broke in a week.

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:21 AM

hell. 62.

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

hell. 62.

I'm not sure where your numbers are coming from, but you should add one more. I forgot a coat check girl.

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:33 AM

You need 1 day manager 1 night manager 1 GM 1 bartender that has been your friend for 25 years and who fills in as a manager occasionally 1 48 year old retired stripper house mom 1 male bartender per bar in the bar 8 security guys that top 6'2" 8 waitresses that are just hot enough to dance but just smart enough not to 3 door girls with big breasts because nothing else can be seen from behind a cash register 100 strippers on a call list and no soul.

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:35 AM

And a coat check girl, right?

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:37 AM

How the hell are your customers going to hide jacking off?

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:41 AM

I think we could sell logo-emblazoned towels for $20 each.

Katipan · 04-21-2006, 10:46 AM

I haven't seen towel dances.

Get the girl to wear the towel and do the dance. $20 for 2 short dances, and you get the towel she rubbed all over her ass juice. House gets half.

You're a geniOUs.

SPchief · 04-21-2006, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I haven't seen towel dances.

Get the girl to wear the towel and do the dance. $20 for 2 short dances, and you get the towel she rubbed all over her ass juice. House gets half.

You're a geniOUs.

ewwww

**Rain Man** · 04-21-2006, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SPchief

ewwww

I must admit - I too would not be in the market for such a towel. Katipan seems to know the audience better than I do, though.

Duck Dog · 04-21-2006, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan

I haven't seen towel dances.

Get the girl to wear the towel and do the dance. $20 for 2 short dances, and you get the towel she rubbed all over her ass juice. House gets half.

You're a geniOUs.

$20 isn't enough. A towel dance should easily fetch $100. However I do like this direction.

04-21-2006, 10:20 AM	#5
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-899649	lol 52 people handling your cash. you'll be broke in a week. __________________ "Loving him is red."
Posts: 23,614

04-21-2006, 10:21 AM	#6
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-899649	hell. 62. __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-21-2006, 10:33 AM	#8
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-899649	You need 1 day manager 1 night manager 1 GM 1 bartender that has been your friend for 25 years and who fills in as a manager occasionally 1 48 year old retired stripper house mom 1 male bartender per bar in the bar 8 security guys that top 6'2" 8 waitresses that are just hot enough to dance but just smart enough not to 3 door girls with big breasts because nothing else can be seen from behind a cash register 100 strippers on a call list and no soul. __________________ "Loving him is red."
Posts: 23,614

04-21-2006, 10:35 AM	#9
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-612449 VARSITY	And a coat check girl, right? __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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04-21-2006, 10:37 AM	#10
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-899649	How the hell are your customers going to hide jacking off? __________________ "Loving him is red."
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04-21-2006, 10:41 AM	#11
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-612449 VARSITY	I think we could sell logo-emblazoned towels for $20 each. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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04-21-2006, 10:46 AM	#12
Katipan MER Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $-899649	I haven't seen towel dances. Get the girl to wear the towel and do the dance. $20 for 2 short dances, and you get the towel she rubbed all over her ass juice. House gets half. You're a geniOUs. __________________ "Loving him is red."
Posts: 23,614