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Old 10-19-2007, 11:02 AM   #1
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Membership into MENSA - you have to score (have an IQ) in the top 2% for admittance.
Top 2% of what?
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Old 10-19-2007, 07:01 PM   #2
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Top 2% of what?

http://www.iqcomparisonsite.com/IQBasics.aspx


I would assume the breakpoint is somewhere around 135 for either test.
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Old 10-19-2007, 06:55 PM   #3
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Membership into MENSA - you have to score (have an IQ) in the top 2% for admittance.

That's it? I thought it was higher than that.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:33 AM   #4
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Good luck, Third Eye. Hope you pass. What do you get for passing it?
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:33 AM   #5
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:34 AM   #6
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:43 AM   #7
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:44 AM   #8
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If you pass, it means that you are a fart smeller!!!

err...

I mean, smart feller.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:47 AM   #9
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If you pass, it means that you are a fart smeller!!!

err...

I mean, smart feller.
Thanks for "clarifying."
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:51 AM   #10
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Thanks for "clarifying."
You actually made the quotation signal with your hands when you typed that, didn't you.
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Old 10-19-2007, 11:06 AM   #11
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You actually made the quotation signal with your hands when you typed that, didn't you.
No.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more.
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Old 10-19-2007, 09:54 AM   #12
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ok, maybe there aren't any membership dues, but I think there is a stat out there that states 45% of all MENSA's are gay.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:08 AM   #13
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ok, maybe there aren't any membership dues, but I think there is a stat out there that states 45% of all MENSA's are gay.
Actually, I just looked into it and I was mistaken. There are dues. Oops.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:23 AM   #14
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Actually, I just looked into it and I was mistaken. There are dues. Oops.
Some non-profit organization that is...

Take the test but do you really need a piece of paper to tell you that you're smart?

Seriously, from what I heard all they do at MENSA meetings is have a gigantic circle jerk and talk about how dumb everyone is other than them...

The problem with the typical MENSA-ite is, they are really book smart but lack all of the other fundamental people skills you can't acquire when home schooled...

because we all know MENSA-ites are usually home schooled...

and I'm going to stop making things up now.
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Old 10-19-2007, 10:12 AM   #15
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Wouldn't it be funny if, all along, the MENSA society's chief person had a lower-than-genius IQ, and has made a substantial living bilking "smart" people?

Oh. Nevermind.
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