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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:22 AM   #811
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:23 AM   #812
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God what bunch of dicks we have posting on here now.
I miss the good ol' days when we were the only dickheads posting here.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:25 AM   #813
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I miss the good ol' days when we were the only dickheads posting here.
Actually they have taken peoples bikes from them permanently out here before. I am curious what the $$$$$ were for this one.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:34 AM   #814
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the amount of extreme douche/tool-baggery from these guys is unspeakable...

i cosign to the theory that it's other posters masquerading under different usernames... bored
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:40 AM   #815
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My god, this is hilarious. Especially the part when he says we are jealous. This guy is a posting genious.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:42 AM   #816
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:43 AM   #817
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My god, this is hilarious. Especially the part when he says we are jealous. This guy is a posting genious.
He's right though. I AM jealous. This guy probably bangs skanks while doing 115 on his sick crotch rocket, all the while popping wheelies and slamming down Jack Daniels.
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Old 06-24-2008, 11:54 AM   #818
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its his choice just like its mine to go out and drive after getting tanked. I don't care about anyone on the road. if your in my way your fair game when im driving home at night. hey vulture what time was it when you got pulled over?


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Old 06-24-2008, 11:57 AM   #819
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Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:00 PM   #820
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Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?
Do we need some more pics?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:00 PM   #821
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:03 PM   #822
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Do we need some more pics?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:03 PM   #823
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I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:05 PM   #824
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