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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:07 PM   #826
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Two new accounts with posters trying to get attention. I'd guess that they are both duplicates.

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Old 06-24-2008, 12:08 PM   #827
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I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.
A Corvette gets up to 60 mph in around 4-4.5 seconds. Why don't all the people I see on the highway driving Corvettes do 100+ everywhere they go?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:10 PM   #828
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I am sure that 90% of the guys who ever owned a good rice rocket have been over a 100. Everyone acts like this guy is nuts or something. Your top bikes are doing 0-60 in like 2.5 seconds now. Try keeping it under 100 all the time.
That may be true, but I think what everyone is trying to say is that it would be a horrible shame if the guy were to wreck and kill someone other than himself. Most RESPONSIBLE and RESPECTABLE people would do that in a secluded place not on city streets.

I don't think anyone really gives two shits if this guy dies. He's a free BOY and can do what he wants.

Personally, if I had a crotch rocket I'd go over 100 too, but I'd be as responsible as I could about it...and I think most people would probably say the same thing.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:10 PM   #829
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:11 PM   #830
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:11 PM   #831
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Oh. In the first picture, he looked like he was walking.

It would appear I was incorrect.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:14 PM   #833
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Hey douchebag will you please so some of your kickass riding up in the A highway in Liberty Mo. area? There are a couple of douchebags just like you that do it up my road and I absolutely love acting like I am going to accidentally drive my tractor into the road. I am simply waiting for the day that one of you tools careens out of control and into my ditch, or better yet, my stone columns or a tree. Then while you take your last breaths I can say "man you were cool, was it worth it?"
Or how about "Bet you ain't gonna do that again!"
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:15 PM   #834
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:18 PM   #835
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This is another example of where I think that those signs and stickers with "Save a Life Look Twice" and such should have some fine print that has "except in teh case of those idiots who park thier bike anywhere they please, drive on the shoulder in traffic jams, roll up in front of people at lights, and ride like they were just told the cancer had spread and was untreatable...we hate those ****ers too".
There are some states where it is legal for the bikers to go between the other traffic and move to the front of the line, some states it isn't.
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Okay, I'm guessing the icky splat on the back of the truck is where a motorcyclist slammed into the back of it.

But, who's the guy in the jeans?
That would be this guy...

http://www.snopes.com/photos/acciden...ash.asp#photo4

EDIT: I see the photos have already been posted. Click the link to read the story, verified true by Snopes.
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