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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 12:39 PM   #856
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Well, it finally happened. I usually speed on my bike almost everyday and it finally caught up to me. I got a ticket from this stupid pig.

I guess going 100+ without a helmet is againist the law or something LOL.

I just cant help it though. Once you get on those things you want to soar like a bird its not even funny.
Until you come to a sudden stop.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:42 PM   #857
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I highly doubt that. Everywhere I go they do it. I don't know why people get all mad it's not like they are slowing them down or anything.
"Anyone who's spent time in Bay Area traffic knows motorcyclists rarely hesitate to zip between gridlocked cars. It's called ``lane splitting,'' and, to the chagrin of many motorists, California is one of the few states where it's legal."

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Old 06-24-2008, 12:43 PM   #858
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What state would make that illegal? That's ridiculous. That poster obviously has an issue with anyone passing him.
I say "Ban it". I have a brother in the ground due to this shite Cali crap. Use a F'n lane or go ride in the desert. Bikes riding between cars and not in a lane is incredibly dangerous. As if riding a bike in Cali isn't dangerous already due to idiot drivers in cars.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:46 PM   #859
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I say "Ban it". I have a brother in the ground due to this shite Cali crap. Use a F'n lane or go ride in the desert. Bikes riding between cars and not in a lane is incredibly dangerous. As if riding a bike in Cali isn't dangerous already due to idiot drivers in cars.
WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:52 PM   #860
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"Anyone who's spent time in Bay Area traffic knows motorcyclists rarely hesitate to zip between gridlocked cars. It's called ``lane splitting,'' and, to the chagrin of many motorists, California is one of the few states where it's legal."

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No shit? I would have never guessed this is legal anywhere. Seems somewhat unsafe to me. People have enough problems paying attention to the car in the lane next to them, let alone motorcycles zipping in between them at a higher prevailing speed.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:52 PM   #861
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Cali is the only one that I know is legal, but I haven't looked too closely.
I remember the ****ers screaming past lanes of stopped traffic on I-90 in Sacramento. How that can't be considered dangerous is beyond me. It's also rude and annoying as hell. But so is pretty much anyone with a California plate on their vehicle, be it a car, bike or truck. Nastiest drivers I've ever seen anywhere; it's like they get paid to be complete pricks.
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WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.
You don't have to woory too much about SUV's changing lanes with no notice in the desert.
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:59 PM   #865
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