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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:04 PM   #871
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that's it scott, let everyone know that you think about men sucking cock. your not gay you just have gay thoughts, right? well olly olly oxenfree you queer and come on out


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Old 06-24-2008, 01:04 PM   #872
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WOW. Sorry to hear about your brother. At stoplights it's actually safer as you don't get rear ended. As far as gridlock traffic is concerned the only thing that makes it dangerous is the typical road rage Mr. Wheeler that doesn't want anyone passing him. I am not sure what the desert thing is all about.
If they're doing it thru stopped or slow moving traffic I don't see the problem. OTOH screaming in between cars that are already going the speed limit is stupid, I ****ing hate it when jackasses do that.
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Old 06-24-2008, 01:06 PM   #873
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that's it scott, let everyone know that you think about men sucking cock. your not gay you just have gay thoughts, right? well olly olly oxenfree you queer and come on out


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Old 06-24-2008, 01:06 PM   #874
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that's it scott, let everyone know that you think about men sucking cock. your not gay you just have gay thoughts, right? well olly olly oxenfree you queer and come on out


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Old 06-24-2008, 01:08 PM   #875
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I was going to post exactly the same thing.
have you and scott traded pms yet? im sure you two could get really steamy with each other. you could be each others crotch rockets. sheep think alike, time to get out the sheers fr these queers.


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Old 06-24-2008, 01:09 PM   #876
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have you and scott traded pms yet? im sure you two could get really steamy with each other. you could be each others crotch rockets. sheep think alike, time to get out the sheers fr these queers.


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Old 06-24-2008, 01:10 PM   #877
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If they're doing it thru stopped or slow moving traffic I don't see the problem. OTOH screaming in between cars that are already going the speed limit is stupid, I ****ing hate it when jackasses do that.
They don't let you do that at regular speed. I want to say traffic has to be moving 20 MPH or slower to be legal but don't hold me to that number.

The motorcyclists that cause the biggest problem by far are the rookies on their shiney new Hyabusa's.

Truth be know bicyclists are a much bigger problem here.
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Did someone just say "olly olly oxenfree?"

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dude im not cybering with you. please stop. random people come to chiefsplanet and see the scott and donger types and then wonder why all people think chiefs fans are queers.


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Did someone just say "olly olly oxenfree?"

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I think it's some kind of homosexual motorcycle gang slogan, or something.
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dude im not cybering with you. please stop. random people come to chiefsplanet and see the scott and donger types and then wonder why all people think chiefs fans are queers.


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You say things like 'I Dont Care About Others Lives On The Road, I Love To Get Hammered & Drive' & WE are the queers?

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