Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

[convict1983]

Originally Posted by DaFace

This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.

• Last night I got pulled over for going 100+ on my bike
• Chicks dig guys with bikes (pics to prove it)

I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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the best one yet...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=uNk8eq...eature=related


HOLY SHIT>>>BEST KILLING GAME EVAR!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbKeh40LvY

TIME KILLERS!!!!!

[Midnight_Vulture]

Originally Posted by damaticous

You may be a good rider, but from my understanding it's not a question of IF you are going to crash your bike, but WHEN.

My opinion...go ahead keep speeding, but if you crash your bike into one of my family members and hurt them, or let them see your dieing rotting corpse that will haunt them for the rest of their lives...I would have to sue the shit out of you, your family, your Insurance and anyone else I could think of for all the therapist bills I would have to pay.

If you want to drive that fast fine, but please do it where there is no one else around so you won't hurt anyone but yourself.

If you are in that much of a hurry...wake up earlier.

Thank you,

Damaticous and family.

This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

[Pestilence]

Originally Posted by frazod

I remember the f#ckers screaming past lanes of stopped traffic on I-90 in Sacramento. How that can't be considered dangerous is beyond me. It's also rude and annoying as hell. But so is pretty much anyone with a California plate on their vehicle, be it a car, bike or truck. Nastiest drivers I've ever seen anywhere; it's like they get paid to be complete pricks.

I don't get paid.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

Do you have even a basic understanding of physics? Are there air bags on motorcycles? Seat belts? Are you surrounded by an energy-absorbing cage of metal?

[whatsmynameagain]

Originally Posted by Donger

I think it's some kind of homosexual motorcycle gang slogan, or something.

you just can't stop with it. its an itch with you that you want to scratch. face it donger, your a ****ing pillowbiter.


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[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

This this is the dumbest arguement ever. No offense.

BUt i hate the whole "its not a matter of if...but when". You can say the same about driving in a car.

Believe me I take the precautions and I know what I am doing. So some of you need to lay the F off.

Dont hate cause you are too fat to ride or cant afford one.

By the way, the chicks that love it live near Georgia Tech campus. They love bikes down here haha. I am originally from the midwest and chicks loved it up there but the south takes the cake. They cant get enough of my bike.

What precautions do you take?

[Donger]

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

you just can't stop with it. its an itch with you that you want to scratch. face it donger, your a ****ing Rump Ranger.


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Again, what are we jealous about?

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Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

They cant get enough of my bike.

your mom couldnt get enough of my bike either, i laid rubber all over her asphalt.

I think she still may have some tread marks on her.

and yes, i was wearing protection...i always wear a helmet

[morphius]

Originally Posted by GoBo

If they're doing it thru stopped or slow moving traffic I don't see the problem. OTOH screaming in between cars that are already going the speed limit is stupid, I ****ing hate it when jackasses do that.

I see cars do that all the time as well.

[Midnight_Vulture]

Originally Posted by trndobrd

What precautions do you take?

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

[StcChief]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

yeah. alert/defensive at over 100. Speed kills, the pavement always wins.
. a Darwin award awaits you.

[frazod]

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23

I don't get paid.

Ask around. I really think you're missing out.

That was the one knock on the vacation we took out there last year (Yosemite/Tahoe area) - the drivers were just awful. Proactively rude. Deliberately difficult. Good luck trying to merge, ever. Perhaps one driver in 20 would let you in. It's like they would anticipate my changing lanes and deliberately speed up/slow down. I've driven in Boston, New York, Philadelphia and Chicago, and all points in between, and I've never seen anything like it.

Next time I go out there, I'm renting an Abrams.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

You classify going 100+ mph on a motorcycle as "defensive"?

Was it dark, BTW?

And, considering that you were pulled over, it seems clear that you aren't as aware of your surroundings as you thought.

[Lzen]

Originally Posted by whatsmynameagain

same thing happened to me last wednesday leaving the power and light district except I was hammered. cop let me go, it was awesome. cat wait for this wednesday.

I hope when you kill yourself, you don't take any innocents with you. Hopefully, it is sooner than later.

[trndobrd]

Originally Posted by Midnight_Vulture

I am a very alert and defensive driver. Not like Ben Rothlesburger or some other stupid meathead like that.

I am actually well aware of my surroundings unlike some riders.

"Alert" huh? So you are alert enough to tell whether the chick on the cellphone is going to pull into a left hand turn as you enter an intersection? Alert enough to see a roofing nail at 100mph?

I assume you've taken a motorcycle safety course?