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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 03:12 PM   #991
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it's actually a funny story...his uncle DID swallow him, but he choked and spit him back up. His mom just happened to sit down on the curb right after that. it's lucky his mom stopped by though, otherwise he'd just be a wet spot brought forth by a pair of pillowbiter brothers.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:14 PM   #992
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I almost thought whatsmynameagain would end up being marlboropillowbiter, but now I don't think so.

both are definitely trolls and full of shit though.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:15 PM   #993
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:17 PM   #994
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:18 PM   #995
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anybody could put the code in for mobile dvice you idiot. I would rather post from phone than work pc. getting ready to hit the bar. watchout about 1am, theres your warning


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Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:21 PM   #996
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Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.
He must work at WPI.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #997
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He must work at WPI.
Its not GoChiefs IMO...
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #998
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Hahahaaa...you've misspelled atleast one word in every friggin post, you're such a jerkoff that i cant even take you seriously enough to come up with something good.

If you're not who i think, please leave...your mom doesnt want you to see me giving her a Mexican Mudburger.
Hey, go easy. He's mine.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:22 PM   #999
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would you rather it be this guy?
On a side note, does anyone know how to make one's testicles un-retract from inside one's body?

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good Lord booger!!! this is worse than nsfw...
looks like there's a frickin body in that sos pad.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:26 PM   #1002
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On a side note, does anyone know how to make one's testicles un-retract from inside one's body?

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