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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-24-2008, 03:28 PM   #1006
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I started riding dirt bikes when I was 14. When I was 29 I bought my 1st street bike. I was separated, and I bought a street bike because I knew my soon to be ex would freak. She did, and it was glorious. I'm now 50 and still own a bike. I've never wrecked. But in my travels, I've seen numerous wrecks and they aren't pretty. At 100 mph, and drunk, you are challenging the odds. Not only that, but you are the reason bikers have a bad rep. Do us all a favor, drive responsibly, or get the **** off the road. No one in our world is impressed by you.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:28 PM   #1007
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good Lord booger!!! this is worse than nsfw...
looks like there's a frickin body in that sos pad.
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yep, nasty. forgot about the NSFW thing.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:29 PM   #1008
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:29 PM   #1009
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Not only that, but you are the reason bikers have a bad rep.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:29 PM   #1010
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you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
im feeling out of place arund all of you pillowbiters. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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Old 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1011
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you remember that joke?


"The moral is, when You've got a big dick, you don't need a motorcycle"
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1012
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yep, nasty. forgot about the NSFW thing.
not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:32 PM   #1013
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:33 PM   #1014
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im feeling out of place arund all of you Rump Rangers. this guy iowanian would rathr play with a dick than have a motorcycle. wow!


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So, have we got a date or what?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:36 PM   #1015
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not safe for anywhere...sheesh!
wonder if that thing's had it's shots?
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Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #1017
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So, have we got a date or what?
go for it kid. He's all about the balls and weiners.
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #1018
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:39 PM   #1019
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Have to ask Phobia. He keeps sending me those nasty things.
And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
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Old 06-24-2008, 03:41 PM   #1020
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And Phil is sending you a picture of his ass...why?
cause he's one creepy fellow i guess.
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