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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:45 AM   #1651
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Yep, the guy sure likes talking to himself.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:49 AM   #1652
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I'm sorely disappointed in the Mods that run this place now. In the past, this douchebag's username would have been changed faster than you can say "Phony Gonzalez".

This place hasn't been the same since Phobia left...
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:51 AM   #1653
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Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.

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Old 06-26-2008, 09:54 AM   #1654
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Well, I picked up my bike with sidecar last night, and I haven't seen an increase in the frequency of female attention. What is the anticipated timeframe for said attention to increase after procuring the "chick magnet"?
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:56 AM   #1655
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It's the off-season. Nothing like a display of dumbassery from Midnight Vulture Felcher/Whatsmynameagain for some laughs.

It's usually amusing when the kiddos are on Summer Vacation and start playing "Internet Tough Guy" on their parent's computer. Carfeful, Whatsmynameagain...Daddy won't be happy when he gets your text message bill and sends you to spend some "quality time" with your Uncle Chester.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:57 AM   #1656
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I'm sorely disappointed in the Mods that run this place now. In the past, this douchebag's username would have been changed faster than you can say "Phony Gonzalez".

This place hasn't been the same since Phobia left...
Hey, I changed his avatar to a motorcycle in flames. But he changed it back after a while.
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Old 06-26-2008, 09:59 AM   #1657
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unlimited data w/sprint, jerkoff. now go eat you nutri system meal.

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So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:03 AM   #1658
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Hey, I changed his avatar to a motorcycle in flames. But he changed it back after a while.
I have avatars turned off, so I missed it. I still think a name change is in order.

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Old 06-26-2008, 10:04 AM   #1659
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Well, I picked up my bike with sidecar last night, and I haven't seen an increase in the frequency of female attention. What is the anticipated timeframe for said attention to increase after procuring the "chick magnet"?
If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:05 AM   #1660
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So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
its always creative when each and everyone of you make some "you're a kid" insult. seriously it never gets old and is probably the most original insult I've come across. something else im going to come across = your wifes face


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Old 06-26-2008, 10:06 AM   #1661
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If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?
And make sure your collar is popped.
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:08 AM   #1662
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Old 06-26-2008, 10:09 AM   #1663
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So Daddy signed you up for an unlimited plan? Smart guy. Shame it obviously didn't get passed to his son.

Does your summer school teacher know you're posting from the bathroom, or do they just figure you're jerking off in there...again?
besides, if I did jerk it that would prove im a real man right? now your just contradicting the lemmings thoughts. what a master of deciet. im confused but not in away tha you would like to take advantage of. seriously if you guys think im a kid then what's all the gay talk of dick sucking? is that what you do to young boys and your hoping I am one? im getting the feeling you are priests or republicans or both.


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Hi guys!! We're a bunch of hot babes that really dig Midnight FAX!!! We're posting via mobile device using his login name because it's the coolest login name ever. We hang and have sex with FAX because he rides a motorcycle and doesn't wear a shirt to our parties. He's the best and the coolest because he makes us hotter than the really super hot babes we already really are. Posted via mobile device.

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Old 06-26-2008, 10:10 AM   #1665
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If I understand correctly, the transformation should be immediate. Wait...have you been spray-tanned yet?
Okay, look. The dude said that "Chicks dig guys with bikes." Nothing was said about tanning, sprayed-on or otherwise.
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