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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:04 PM   #2146
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:05 PM   #2147
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The first is Shannon Tweed, best known for B-movies and skinimax.

The second was inspired by Claythan's sith lord rant. It's a locale from one of the movies.

Posted because they all end in "eed". Just chalk it up to a couple of jyn'an tawnixx.
And, I still don't get it.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:06 PM   #2148
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And, I still don't get it.
That's OK. I'm not sure I do either.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:07 PM   #2149
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You know what I think would be cool? If Midnight had an accessory monkey. Maybe one that would sit on his shoulder when he went on the prowl at midnight.

Midnight, I could hook that up if you want.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:07 PM   #2150
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And, I still don't get it.
I think Shannon Tweed's boyfriend blew her head off.
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:08 PM   #2151
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I think Shannon Tweed's boyfriend blew her head off.
She's still alive, I think.
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I think Shannon Tweed's boyfriend blew her head off.
Nah. She's shacked up with Gene Simmons of KISS. They've been together for a couple of decades.
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For God's sake, Mr. Donger. Get with the program. Shannon Tweed rhymes with "Gannon's Seed" and Sith lords are badasses who get in people's minds and twist their thinking so they will do their will. Geez.

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For God's sake, Mr. Donger. Get with the program. Shannon Tweed rhymes with "Gannon's Seed" and Sith lords are badasses who get in people's minds and twist their thinking so they will do their will. Geez.

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The photos in this thread aren't of the poster making them....they were on the laptop the vagina infection stole.
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Anyway, I'm thinking about one of these little ****ers, Midnight. They're not cheap, they bite and they ejaculate a lot at the drop of a hat (haven't figured that one out yet), but I think one would look good on you.

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Old 06-30-2008, 09:12 PM   #2160
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