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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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Laptops, motorcycles, and hot chicks (a compilation)

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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.

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Old 07-01-2008, 02:18 PM   #2206
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My current plan is to move this thread to the Hall of Classics this evening and let it die, finally. If any of you have strong objections to that, please let me know.
Got to give this assclown his due over 20k veiws and 1k replies with very little subject change. Outstanding! if you are going to be a troll you may as well be a good one!
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:28 PM   #2207
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Bwhahaa you didnt own me in anything other than the fact that you are clearly white trash and whats up with wearing sunglasses indoors???
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:29 PM   #2208
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Bwhahaa you didnt own me in anything other than the fact that you are clearly white trash and whats up with wearing sunglasses indoors???
Says the guy with a ****in queer ass pierced eyebrow

way to go guy!!!!!
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:30 PM   #2209
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Got to give this assclown his due over 20k veiws and 1k replies with very little subject change. Outstanding! if you are going to be a troll you may as well be a good one!
Strangely, I have to agree. And from my point of view, it's actually been mildly entertaining. I still haven't figured out if everyone still arguing about it is taking him seriously or not, but it's humorous either way.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:46 PM   #2210
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I would think semen getting into the eye brow piecing would cause infection. Or an easy way to get an std. I am pretty sure you aren't worred about the ladder
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:47 PM   #2211
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I agree. I may even merge it with the "I stole a laptop" thread and edit the thread starter to link to where the other two threads start. He isn't worthy of more than one, IMO.

My current plan is to move this thread to the Hall of Classics this evening and let it die, finally. If any of you have strong objections to that, please let me know.
While you're moving shit around, bring DraftPlanet back.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:49 PM   #2212
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Bwhahaa you didnt own me in anything other than the fact that you are clearly white trash and whats up with wearing sunglasses indoors???
Dude, you've been owned up and down by everybody on the board, including the alpha douchebags. You're a D-league douchebag. Claythan out d-bagged you, with his Jedi-douchebag-mind-trick...

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Old 07-01-2008, 02:50 PM   #2213
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:52 PM   #2214
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Bwhahaa you didnt own me in anything other than the fact that you are clearly white trash and whats up with wearing sunglasses indoors???
HAH! White trash? If I recall correctly, Tiny sold his house for a cool Million.

How much is your in your trailer worth?
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:54 PM   #2215
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I'm starting to love that picture atop the thread. The dude just has a dead look in his eyes, like he has no joy in who he is or what he does.

There was no joy in Mudville. The Mighty Casey struck out.
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:56 PM   #2216
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HAH! White trash? If I recall correctly, Tiny sold his house for a cool Million.

How much is your in your trailer worth?
Much more than a million.

And who in their right mind would insult the guy who wrote "Wingman" for the Coors Light ad campaign?
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:58 PM   #2217
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Old 07-01-2008, 02:59 PM   #2218
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I'm starting to love that picture atop the thread. The dude just has a dead look in his eyes, like he has no joy in who he is or what he does.

There was no joy in Mudville. The Mighty Casey struck out.
Why do you think he has to lie about banging chicks in hopes of being accepted by strangers.

Pathetic.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:02 PM   #2219
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Why do you think he has to lie about banging chicks in hopes of being accepted by strangers.

Pathetic.
Dude takes pictures with girls, which I guess is supposed to mean he's banged them.

He's banged a handful of dudes by that measuring stick.
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