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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:03 PM   #2221
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Much more than a million.

And who in their right mind would insult the guy who wrote "Wingman" for the Coors Light ad campaign?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:04 PM   #2222
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Much more than a million.

And who in their right mind would insult the guy who wrote "Wingman" for the Coors Light ad campaign?
Damn. Did he seriously write wing man?

I knew he did hollywood commercials, and stuff, but coining the wingman thing definitely earns him a platinum man card.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:05 PM   #2223
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:06 PM   #2224
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Damn. Did he seriously write wing man?

I knew he did hollywood commercials, and stuff, but coining the wingman thing definitely earns him a platinum man card.
He most certainly wrote "Wingman".

Fellas, you're in the company of one funny mother****er.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:06 PM   #2225
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Dude takes pictures with girls, which I guess is supposed to mean he's banged them.

He's banged a handful of dudes by that measuring stick.
Yea, he thinks a picture of him standing next to a girl proves a damn thing.

This guy is a total joke.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:07 PM   #2226
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Yea, he thinks a picture of him standing next to a girl proves a damn thing.

This guy is a total joke.
When I was six I took a picture next to Ariel at DisneyWorld.

Yup. Totally did her.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:09 PM   #2227
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:10 PM   #2228
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When I was six I took a picture next to Ariel at DisneyWorld.

Yup. Totally did her.
You too?
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Now SHE was a 10.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:12 PM   #2230
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This thread has been TYNESED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If that doesn't put the ChiefsPlanet stamp of approval on this HOF candidate, nothing will.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:13 PM   #2232
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haha nice house d00d you must get women haha
Imagine that. Someone who actually has something that he could be acting like hot shit about, doesn't.

And some wanna be playa who's been watching to many music vidoes in his ghetto ass atlanta environment, thinks he's a ****ing pimp, because he's in the same photo as some average bubbleheads.

This guy is no different than those little boston punks with the tanning bed burns, and spikey hair.

And seriously, a tanning bed tan, and an eybrow ring. Total queerrage.
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Imagine that. Someone who actually has something that he could be acting like hot shit about, doesn't.

And some wanna be playa who's been watching to many music vidoes in his ghetto ass atlanta environment, thinks he's a ****ing pimp, because he's in the same photo as some average bubbleheads.

This guy is no different than those little boston punks with the tanning bed burns, and spikey hair.

And seriously, a tanning bed tan, and an eybrow ring. Total queerrage.
You forgot to mention the dimestore necklace featured in every pic.

"Boys Town" is a callin'.
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If that doesn't put the ChiefsPlanet stamp of approval on this HOF candidate, nothing will.



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This story about douches could help his case
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