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Old 06-25-2007, 04:21 PM  
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This thread is a compilation of three threads which were all started by the same person. They were merged into one thread since the person is probably not worthy of having three separate threads in the hall. The original thread begins here, and the links below will "jump" to the first posts in the second and third threads.
I stole a sweet laptop today

So I was in Paradise Cafe today for lunch and it was jam packed. There was this guy that was sitting in a booth all by his lonesome and had a sweet lookin laptop. The dude gets a call on his cell phone and decides to take the call outside. I was perplexed because he just left his laptop all by itself. So, its now been 15 minutes and the guy is STILL outside on the phone!

I thought to myself that I really needed a new laptop and this one was there for the taking. Well, there were no cameras in there and it was so busy that no one would notice so I went up to it casually and folded it up and exited the opposite door from him. Like taking candy from a baby.

And I dont feel too bad because the guy didnt have any business or work related stuff on there, just a couple of photo albums. Hey, if he is too stupid to leave his laptop alone for more than 15 minutes then he deserved it.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:21 PM   #2236
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Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:22 PM   #2237
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Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.



Puny ranch house...

What a ****ing moron.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:22 PM   #2238
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Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.
Could you possibly be a bigger dumb****?

That's a $1.4 million dollar home in the Hollywood Hills.

Do you even own a home? Or anything, for that matter?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:26 PM   #2239
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Midnight, I understand that you are enjoying the attention. That's good. But, are you going to make an effort to move beyond this thread and become a good ChiefsPlanet citizen/member?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:26 PM   #2240
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Puny ranch house...

What a ****ing moron.
Tiny Ranch house Waht a ****ing dipshit.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:27 PM   #2241
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Midnight, I understand that you are enjoying the attention. That's good. But, are you going to make an effort to move beyond this thread and become a good ChiefsPlanet citizen/member?
Do you really think that's even possible?
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:27 PM   #2242
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Could you possibly be a bigger dumb****?

That's a $1.4 million dollar home in the Hollywood Hills.

Do you even own a home? Or anything, for that matter?
I would think that for $1.4 million, they'd at least take the net off the pool and let you swim.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:28 PM   #2244
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:32 PM   #2245
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The fact this felcher thinks there is anything to be won on an internet forum speaks more to his lack of self-esteem, need for the approval of strangers, and general douchiness than anything any of us could say.

Thanks for the laughs, kid.

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Old 07-01-2008, 03:35 PM   #2246
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The fact this felcher thinks there is anything to be won on an internet forum speaks more to his lack of self-esteem, need for the approval of strangers, and general douchiness than anything any of us could say.

Thanks for the laughs, kid.
Just wait till you get to the part where he belittles TinyEvil for selling a million dollar home.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:44 PM   #2248
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The fact this felcher thinks there is anything to be won on an internet forum speaks more to his lack of self-esteem, need for the approval of strangers, and general douchiness than anything any of us could say.

Thanks for the laughs, kid.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.
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Old 07-01-2008, 03:49 PM   #2249
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. This guy isn't looking for approval, nor does he really believe the crap he's spewing. He may not even own a motorcycle for all we know. He's getting more entertainment out of reactions like this than anything.
No shit?

Bring back DraftPlanet.
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Bwhahaha am I supposed to be impressed by that???! A ranch house with a tiny swimming pool in it?

Nice try but no you lose once again.

I am 25 years old and am already doing very well for myself financially. Like I said before, I will be making 6 figures by the time I am 30 easily. The way I have networked it has gotten me far and I will go even farther.

You say you are almost 40 and you have been living in that puny little ranch house??? Bwahaha I dont know whether to laugh at you or feel sorry for you.

Either way, hit the gym. Your arms are small and you are as white as a ghost too.
This guy is spewing trash talk of the quality you'd find in the IRC chat rooms back in 1998.

It's that good/bad.
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