|
|
|
#1636 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Casino cash: $113740886
|
It is mother ****in on. Haha, think about Glenn Dorsey and Brian Waters in a tangle while you're boning her. You'll last longer, Heh.
|
|
Posts: 41,475
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1637 |
|
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $151793
|
Yeah I'm dumb. Just edited. Hope I didn't **** myself.
SHIT! SHIT SHIT SHIT! I AM FREAKING OUT! A GIRL GAVE ME HER PHONE NUMBER! A PRETTY ONE! SHIT!!!!! ****!
__________________
Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1 |
|
Posts: 150,229
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1638 |
|
Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
Casino cash: $77568927
|
|
|
Posts: 36,489
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1639 |
|
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $258
|
I already called her and warned her via voicemail. Sorry.
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
|
Posts: 68,174
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1640 |
|
Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
Casino cash: $77568927
|
and oh yeah......SETTLE THE **** DOWN!
|
|
Posts: 36,489
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1641 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Casino cash: $113740886
|
Fake it till you make it. Show up early and drink a couple of quick ones. Then nurse two more over the next 2 hours. You'll be fine. DON'T GET TOO DRUNK!!!!
|
|
Posts: 41,475
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1642 |
|
Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
Casino cash: $77568927
|
|
|
Posts: 36,489
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1643 |
|
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $151793
|
This is the girl, BTW:
![]() First one. Second one is AWOL but I could bone her tomorrow night, too.
__________________
Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1 |
|
Posts: 150,229
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1644 |
|
Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
Casino cash: $77568927
|
Ok dude....just play it cool. Give her a call and invite her out to dinner or a drink. Like Flopnuts said.....get there early and have 1 or 2 just to calm yourself down. Then nurse a couple while she's drinking. You'll be fine.
|
|
Posts: 36,489
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1645 |
|
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $258
|
Seriously, GoChiefs, just go slowly. Just speak with her. Learn.
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
|
Posts: 68,174
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1646 |
|
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Down the rabbit hole
Casino cash: $113740886
|
If she totally follows your lead and drinks what you drink. You're gonna have to muscle through 5 maybe 6 depending on how much of a lush she is. Get her drunk!!!! I think she'll be less inhibited. I think this one is more prudish, remember that.
|
|
Posts: 41,475
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1647 |
|
Wanna go for a ride?
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Nor-Cal
Casino cash: $77568927
|
Do not....I repeat do not bring up Star Wars or Star Trek. Ask her questions about herself and if she asks what you do......you're a journalist.
|
|
Posts: 36,489
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1648 |
|
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $258
|
Did you do what I suggested, GoChiefs? Meet her in her town?
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
|
Posts: 68,174
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1649 |
|
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
Casino cash: $151793
|
That's the vibe I got, too.
__________________
Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1 |
|
Posts: 150,229
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
|
#1650 |
|
Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: T-Town
Casino cash: $1109161
|
Be sure not to tell her you're a doofus.
|
|
Posts: 69,691
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|