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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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when I'm in Champaign my sister always offers to pick me up at the end of the night, I take that offer up every once in a while...
The only time I call my mom drunk is simply for entertainment purposes...girls think it's really funny when I drunk dial my mom at midnight, pretend I just got engaged, and then put a random girl on the phone... |
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Veteran
Join Date: May 2008
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When my mom was still alive I would have gladly called her to pick me up when I was too drunk to drive home, but she was usually too drunk to drive as well.
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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I learned my lesson about drinking and driving long ago...not even 17 when I got my DUI. FORTUNATELY, I paid my dues to society and when I turned 18 it was wiped off of my record. Won't ever make that mistake again.
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More laws are not needed~
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Close to the big pond~
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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at least he picked the right chiefsplanet thread icon
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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen
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That's all I drink. Beer is shit.
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Bon vivant....occasionally.
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mmm sweet lemonade
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So, BuckinK, how were you feeling Saturday morning?
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Take a Chill Pill
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Well I didn't have too bad of a hangover since I puked most of it out...
I was a little depressed...but yeah...some shit is hard to get over, you know?
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Good Merlinpeen to all!!!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Talk to your girl, yet?
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Take a Chill Pill
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No, 1 thing I didn't mention in this thread, but have in others is that we work in the same office....its gonna make for an awkward day.
At least somehow she went home w/ my $100 pair of sunglasses, 1 less thing to worry about....I thought I had lost them.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Might be a good idea to stay away from liquor and gay bars for awhile, dude.
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#283 |
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Take a Chill Pill
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True that.
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MWSU Royals SKC Chiefs GoPens!
Join Date: Nov 2003
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This is how it starts out fun and games. Then you get drunker more and more. Then you get in trouble with the law. One day you burn your hand or cut yourself because you are drunk. Finally the law of averages catches up and you slip and fall or kill yourself because you were drunk
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PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
Join Date: Aug 2006
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I'm bucking the odds so far
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