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Old 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM  
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UHHHH. Ok

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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Old 01-29-2009, 10:34 PM   #91
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In retrospect, you should've suspected something when they started putting out celery and pineapple snacks for the customers.
Nice memory for my Peter North thread.
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Old 01-30-2009, 02:27 AM   #92
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Old 01-30-2009, 03:39 AM   #93
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Old 01-30-2009, 07:53 AM   #94
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I guess Chi should have waited until she was done to read her my pooem.

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Old 01-30-2009, 08:36 AM   #95
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Nice memory for my Peter North thread.
i think he knew that without that thread. Market researching get dizzown like that.

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Old 01-30-2009, 09:44 AM   #96
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:44 AM   #97
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i think he knew that without that thread. Market researching get dizzown like that.

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Old 01-30-2009, 09:49 AM   #98
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:54 AM   #99
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Damn Chitown!

Wasn't it you that looked out your window a year or two ago and witnessed a similar scene taking place in someones BMW?

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Old 01-30-2009, 09:58 AM   #100
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Wow great story I can't wait to hear what happens today. I have a feeling she may call in sick
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:00 AM   #101
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Chitown should take in some raunchy magazine showing the act, and then pretend to start reading it when she starts his haircut.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:03 AM   #102
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Wow great story I can't wait to hear what happens today. I have a feeling she may call in sick
You've obviously never owned your own business?

Maybe some owners can call in sick but I couldn't do that when I owned my own business.





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Old 01-30-2009, 10:07 AM   #103
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OMG how did I miss this?

Dude, you absolutely HAVE to keep your appointment, if for no other reason than to let us know her reaction.

Although I'd make sure there are other people in the salon in case she wants to go Sweeney Todd on your ass.
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:22 AM   #104
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:54 PM   #105
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You know, the more I think about this, the more I'm pretty convinced that if I was ChiTown, I would not let this woman get behind me while she had a sharp object in her hand.
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