UHHHH. Ok - Page 10

ChiTown · 01-26-2009, 12:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

burt · 01-30-2009, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

It's a curse

She's an 8, I am a 4...yet she thinks I can have any woman....shit, I don't have the answer....

stevieray · 01-30-2009, 04:54 PM

this thread is awesome.
i

**frazod** · 01-30-2009, 05:59 PM

Well, your impending divorce has certainly tempered the humor of this thread.

FWIW, my wife thought it was a funny story.....

Donger · 01-30-2009, 06:09 PM

Well, that was rather anticlimactic.

**frazod** · 01-30-2009, 06:13 PM

BTW, ChiTown, you might want to consider having her read this thread. That just might absolve you.

**Buck** · 01-30-2009, 06:14 PM

HOC Worthy.

ChiTown, you may need to man up and show your wife this thread as evidence.

Make sure you edit your last post, and T.B.A. needs to unquote the quote of that post.

You'll be golden...well other than the fact that you can never post here again.

Donger · 01-30-2009, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frazod

BTW, ChiTown, you might want to consider having her read this thread. That just might absolve you.

"So, you thought you'd have a good laugh with your retarded CP buddies, but you didn't tell ME about this?!?!?!?!?!"

No.

kstater · 01-30-2009, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevieray

this thread is awesome.
i

A man's marital problems amuse you?

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 01-30-2009, 06:26 PM

Let me get this straight:

You're getting a divorce, and should be free to **** who you please, but your wife is still mad that you potentially got a blowjob from a stripper? Why? It's not like you plan on staying together, right? It would be one thing if she saw it as an opportunity to get more money - i.e. my client's husband has been screwing a stripper and is guilty of infidelity - but she was getting upset over it, correct? But calling the lawyer at the same time? I don't get it.

**Buck** · 01-30-2009, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Let me get this straight:

You're getting a divorce, and should be free to **** who you please, but your wife is still mad that you potentially got a blowjob from a stripper? Why? It's not like you plan on staying together, right? It would be one thing if she saw it as an opportunity to get more money - i.e. my client's husband has been screwing a stripper and is guilty of infidelity - but she was getting upset over it, correct? But calling the lawyer at the same time? I don't get it.

Unless I missed something, I don't think he said he was getting divorced. Then again I haven't read over half the posts in this thread so...

**Mr. Plow** · 01-30-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.B.A.

She's an 8, I am a 4...yet she thinks I can have any woman....shit, I don't have the answer....

I've never understood that about my wife. Nobody wants a balding 31 year old man with 4 kids and a beer belly. Well, my friends slut girlfriend does, but other than that.

JASONSAUTO · 01-30-2009, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Unless I missed something, I don't think he said he was getting divorced. Then again I haven't read over half the posts in this thread so...

you're right, wpi is on it though

**Mr. Plow** · 01-30-2009, 06:31 PM

PS.....

Why do nearly all women lack the common sense gene?

Branden Albert's Huge Balls · 01-30-2009, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding

Unless I missed something, I don't think he said he was getting divorced. Then again I haven't read over half the posts in this thread so...

Oh, then disregard. But it sure makes her behavior seem odd. Like she doesn't even trust him at his word. I mean she was CRYING?

Donger · 01-30-2009, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Claythan

Oh, then disregard. But it sure makes her behavior seem odd. Like she doesn't even trust him at his word. I mean she was CRYING?

Idiot.

01-26-2009, 12:59 PM
ChiTown Stroking to Andy's Man Boobs Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas Casino cash: $30000	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-30-2009, 04:54 PM	#137
stevieray IN THE BLACK Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $85019553	this thread is awesome. i
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01-30-2009, 05:59 PM	#138
frazod Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2832758	Well, your impending divorce has certainly tempered the humor of this thread. FWIW, my wife thought it was a funny story..... __________________ I'm not mean; I just don't like you.
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01-30-2009, 06:09 PM	#139
Donger "Think BOOM!" Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W Casino cash: $288	Well, that was rather anticlimactic. __________________ I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
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01-30-2009, 06:13 PM	#140
frazod Keep firing, assholes! Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $2832758	BTW, ChiTown, you might want to consider having her read this thread. That just might absolve you. __________________ I'm not mean; I just don't like you.
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01-30-2009, 06:14 PM	#141
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: San Diego Casino cash: $133327957	HOC Worthy. ChiTown, you may need to man up and show your wife this thread as evidence. Make sure you edit your last post, and T.B.A. needs to unquote the quote of that post. You'll be golden...well other than the fact that you can never post here again. __________________
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01-30-2009, 06:26 PM	#144
Branden Albert's Huge Balls ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the Soup Nazis Kitchen Casino cash: $151993	Let me get this straight: You're getting a divorce, and should be free to **** who you please, but your wife is still mad that you potentially got a blowjob from a stripper? Why? It's not like you plan on staying together, right? It would be one thing if she saw it as an opportunity to get more money - i.e. my client's husband has been screwing a stripper and is guilty of infidelity - but she was getting upset over it, correct? But calling the lawyer at the same time? I don't get it. __________________ Alex Smith's career record when the opponent scores at least 24 points: 2-27-1
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