Too bad "Wonder Bread" boy can't inspire such awesome marketing...

[Raised On Riots]

I love it:



And now, the prerequisites:

"**** you ROR, go cheer for New York".
"Why don't you let Sanchez give you a dirty Sanchez, ROR"?
"I thought this was a Chiefs board, but I'm a lame-assed, humorless pickle-puffer who doesn't mind 800 ****ing Bronco threads, so what the **** do I know"?


And the Official Response:

Yeah, don't care how you feel, kiss my ass, get a life and a sense of humor instead of playing in your Alomar Garden all ****ing day long, and YOU'RE WELCOME TIMES ELEVENTY MILLION-BILLION!!1111!!11~@

[Buster Hymen]

Should 28th ranked QBs be marketed for anything?

[Raised On Riots]

If Cassel can have his own chin-wipe and ass-cushions, then Sanchize can have his T-shirts.

[Raised On Riots]

Because you care so very, very much:

RaisedOnRiots,

S-Dubb has just posted a new topic entitled "Mark Sanchez Monday Presser Transcript" in forum "THE 50 YARD LINE".

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http://www.newyorkjets.com/news/arti...ews-conference

On what his expectations were from the beginning of the season to now…

I pick things up fast, I’m learning on the fly and when things happen we are trying to make plays. This is an incredible ride. This is really cool: Start off like that, go through some tough games, bounce back — that’s what this league is all about.

I guess the biggest lesson I’ve learned so far is that there is nobody here anymore. People help, but you’re a professional athlete. You’re a grownup now and there’s nobody in the locker room at halftime in the Buffalo game to pull you to the side. People came up and talked to me, Cav [Matt Cavanaugh] really helped and Schotty really helped, but nobody like in college where you get the rah-rah speech or something that really clicks with you: “Here is what we’re going to do, we’re going to run this and this is the defense that they’re going to play.” It just doesn’t happen like that for you anymore. You have to do it yourself. You have to reset your own focus. Those things you learned in college from Coach Carroll and in high school from Coach Johnson, you have to reset. You have to start over and have a short memory. It’s real and you never really had to do it on your own until now.

It is fun and I felt it this week. I felt it at halftime. I wasn’t playing like I did in the Buffalo game, but things weren’t right on offense. We were stagnant, we weren’t playing well. That’s when a good quarterback manufactures some energy. It gave us a little juice. We go out and kick a field goal. I walk over to the defense and say, "We got these guys' number, we’re going to score. You give us the ball back, we’re going to come back and score. No more field goals, we’re going to score." Boom — we go back and score. "We’re going to do it again. Give us the ball back and we’ll do it again." They run a kickoff back and we go back and score.

That kind of energy, that sort of confidence started to come out in me and to look back at this game and see that, I’m excited for these next eight games.

On if he has worked on his pump-fakes for years…

Some stuff comes kind of natural. I can’t give everything away now [laughing]. Some stuff you are just going through your read and no, it’s not there, it’s the next guy. Some stuff I am trying to move somebody, sometimes it is something different.

On if pump-fakes are working as well now as they did in the past…

It’s worked fine. It’s never gotten me into trouble at this point. It’s one of those things that Schotty has been great about. He knows that it’s something that comes natural and that’s not something you really coach somebody. He talks about how Brett [Favre] used to use pump-fakes, how Ben Roethlisberger uses pump-fakes. If it comes natural and it’s not messing up your timing, keep rolling with it. If there is a situation where it got us into trouble and I’m not trusting my reads and just pumping all over the place, then I won’t.

It always keeps guys honest. It doesn’t make them fly off their hash and go attack a guy every time. Sometimes it does, sometimes it’s in a play, we have a double move and I’m going to pump somebody. It’s worth it and has gotten results.

On his reads and not locking in on the primary target…

I felt good this game and it’s only improved every week. I feel comfortable. I don’t want to give a percentage, I don’t know about that. It’s going well. I’m getting to my second or third guy. I’ve checked the ball down better than I ever have. I’d say really good.

On if he was surprised that the quarterback keeper worked so well…

No. Schotty told me how it was going to happen. I went over and told everybody that the play was over and that we scored [laughter]. Schotty dialed that one up perfect. He knew the look we were going to get and he was dead-on. That was great preparation by him and an awesome call, a gutsy call. It fired everybody up — it fired me up that he called it. When it came through the headset I was like, "All right.” The ref was looking for the ball. You can’t just come off on a play fake when you actually have the ball. You have to sell it when you actually hand it off.

On how he would grade himself halfway through the season…

I’ll leave that up to you guys. I know where I’m at. I’m comfortable with where I’m at. I’m excited and confident, but I don’t have a grade.

On what message he has for the fans…

We have a whole second half of the season. Just like yesterday. The first half wasn’t the way we expected it maybe. It wasn’t the way we absolutely wanted to play. The second half we came out roaring. That is the way we plan on doing it the second week of the season. We’ve appreciated their support. It’s been exciting the whole time. Hopefully it’s been fun to watch. We’ll try to get some more W's.

"God damnit ROR, I don't want to read about Dirty San"-



Then don't let the door hit you in the ass!

[sedated]

how original...

[Raised On Riots]

Why can't more people be like ROR?

[Brock]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

Why can't more people like ROR?

Because he's a douche?