****Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft**** - Page 3

'Hamas' Jenkins · 12:25 AM

Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock.

I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses.

The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS.

Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock.

We will employ a snaking draft method.

Good luck my fellow "drafturbators".

Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary.

Round 1:

1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson
2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing
3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina
4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane
5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen
6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey
7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze
8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone
9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt
~~10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)~~
11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick
12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann
~~13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)~~
14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks
15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx
16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain
17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci
18. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)

Round 2:

21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
22. GoChiefs Team 2
23. OTW Team 2
24. Mecca Team 2
25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
27. Taint Masters (Dane)
28. Saccopoo Team 2
29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
31. Saccopoo Team 1
32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
33. 69ers (Dane)
34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
39. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

Round 3:

41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)
42. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW)
48. 69ers (Dane)
49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)
51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)
54. Taint Masters (Dane)
55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca)
58. OTW Team 2 (OTW)
59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs)
60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)

Round 4:

61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence)
62. GoChiefs Team 2
63. OTW Team 2
64. Mecca Team 2
65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler)
66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas)
67. Taint Masters (Dane)
68. Saccopoo Team 2
69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun)
70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus)
71. Saccopoo Team 1
72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs)
73 69ers (Dane)
74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW)
75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence)
76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus)
77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca)
78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas)
79. The Right 53 (Direckshun)
80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler)

**GoChiefs** · 11-07-2009, 03:09 AM

I'd like to be known as North's Peter.

**Pestilence** · 11-08-2009, 01:42 PM

Cum Ninjas

and I'll think of another one.

**Buehler445** · 11-08-2009, 08:17 PM

The Fighting Cougars and Sex Panthers. I don't watch near enough porn to be competitive, but let's get it on.
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'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-09-2009, 02:45 PM

I'm still awaiting replies from Dane, Mecca, and Saccopoo. Draft order will be updated shortly.

**Pestilence** · 11-09-2009, 02:52 PM

My other team name will be:

I'd pee in my mouth.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-09-2009, 03:02 PM

Changes made. Draft status updated.

Buehler, you will officially go on the clock at 9:00 pm CST.

**Pestilence** · 11-09-2009, 06:10 PM

So we're going 4 rounds?

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-09-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence

So we're going 4 rounds?

It would appear so, now wouldn't it?

**Pestilence** · 11-10-2009, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

It would appear so, now wouldn't it?

If I'm going off of appearances....then we're doing round 2 twice.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-10-2009, 05:40 PM

Buehler, you have 3 hours and twenty minutes to make your pick.

**OnTheWarpath58** · 11-10-2009, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

Buehler, you have 3 hours and twenty minutes to make your pick.

Another ****ing outbreak of cat AIDS?

Mecca · 11-10-2009, 08:07 PM

I have to think of team names...i suck at that.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-10-2009, 09:54 PM

Alright, Buehler has missed his time. Direckshun is on the clock.

Direckshun · 11-11-2009, 12:17 AM

I am on the clock to determine who belongs on the cock.

In my extensive time watching porn, there was always a clear difference for me between the hottest ladies of the night vs. the best at what they do. For me there's always been far more performers good at the requisite activities than performers that light your penis aflame at first glance. There really aren't that many objectively smoking hot paste tasters.

So I consider this draft particularly heavy in talent, but only marginally heavy in sheer eye-popping boner-bility. So I will mine the field's pure talents later on, and grab the hottest items up front.

The Right 53 open shop by selecting Carmella Bing.

Hamas is on the clock.

'Hamas' Jenkins · 11-11-2009, 01:11 AM

Well, this first pick is a bit of a no-brainer for me.

She's the total package, a hot pornstar who is good at what she does, who seems to enjoy her scenes, and will almost do anything, even spit roasting. This girl started early, took a break twice, and came back as one of the hardest workers in the entire biz. She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and **** the cock off a burro.

Positives: Phenomenal breast implants. Good skin tone. Glasses creates a nerdy-hot fetish. Thick, full ass that isn't fat. Swallows. Ethnic. Does anal. Stars in both gonzo and feature presentations

Negatives: Has carried a baby to full term. Already took two breaks from the industry (durability concerns?). Does anal. Has done a great number of scenes and may not have much tread on the tires.

The Alabama Hot Pockets select

Eva Angelina.

Mecca is on the clock.

10-19-2009, 07:07 PM
'Hamas' Jenkins The Man of 1004 Insults Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $33679	**Official 2009 Chiefs Planet Pr0n Star Mock Draft Yes, you heard it right. This will be the first in the line of many mock drafts to fill the time between now and April. But before we begin the process of calling each other one who sucks the peniss over picks, let's actually pick some people who suck cock. I figure that we can have 30 teams. Each person will be responsible for two teams. Draft order will be randomly assigned. Upon drafting each "player", you must also provide your own scouting report, with both strengths and weaknesses. The draft will begin in earnest at noon, November 9, barring setbacks or an outbreak of cat AIDS. Once you are on the clock, you'll have 24 hours to make a selection. You will then PM the next person to let them know they are on the clock. We will employ a snaking draft method. Good luck my fellow "drafturbators". Here is the official draft order. Team names will be added as necessary. Round 1:** 1. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Jenna Jameson 2. The Right 53 (Direckshun) Carmella Bing 3. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) Eva Angelina 4. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) Tory Lane 5. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) Bree Olsen 6. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) Sasha Grey 7. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) Jenna Haze 8. 69ers (Dane) Sunny Leone 9. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) Kylee Strutt ~~10. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo)~~ 11. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) Tera Patrick 12. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) Lisa Ann ~~13. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo)~~ 14. Taint Masters (Dane) Abbey Brooks 15. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) Rachel Roxxx 16. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) Taylor Rain 17. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) Flower Tucci 18. OTW Team 2 (OTW) 19. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) 20. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Round 2: 21. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) 22. GoChiefs Team 2 23. OTW Team 2 24. Mecca Team 2 25. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 26. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 27. Taint Masters (Dane) 28. Saccopoo Team 2 29. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 30. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 31. Saccopoo Team 1 32. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 33. 69ers (Dane) 34. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) 35. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 36. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 37. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 38. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) 39. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 40. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Round 3: 41. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) 42. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 43. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) 44. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 45. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 46. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 47. Bukkake Tsunami (OTW) 48. 69ers (Dane) 49. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 50. Saccopoo Team 1 (Saccopoo) 51. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 52. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 53. Saccopoo Team 2 (Saccopoo) 54. Taint Masters (Dane) 55. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 56. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 57. Mecca Team 2 (Mecca) 58. OTW Team 2 (OTW) 59. GoChiefs Team 2 (GoChiefs) 60. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) Round 4: 61. I'd pee in my mouth (Pestilence) 62. GoChiefs Team 2 63. OTW Team 2 64. Mecca Team 2 65. The Sex Panthers (Buehler) 66. The Right 53, 1 Cup (Hamas) 67. Taint Masters (Dane) 68. Saccopoo Team 2 69. Cak’n Patna (Direckshun) 70. PIIMB (Kyle DeLexus) 71. Saccopoo Team 1 72. North’s Peter (GoChiefs) 73 69ers (Dane) 74. Bukakke Tsunami (OTW) 75. Cum Ninjas (Pestilence) 76. DVDA (Kyle DeLexus) 77. Mecca Team 1 (Mecca) 78. Alabama Hot Pockets (Hamas) 79. The Right 53 (Direckshun) 80. The Fighting Cougars (Buehler) Last edited by 'Hamas' Jenkins; 11-18-2009 at 12:25 AM..
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11-07-2009, 03:09 AM	#31
GoChiefs RAGING Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $36278	I'd like to be known as North's Peter. __________________ There's nothing better than knocking somebody out, seeing them struggle to get up, and watching a stretcher brought out to carry them off.
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11-08-2009, 01:42 PM	#32
Pestilence Firmly on the Berry Bandwagon Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $12944365	Cum Ninjas and I'll think of another one.
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11-08-2009, 08:17 PM	#33
Buehler445 Supporter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sidney NE Casino cash: $48878	The Fighting Cougars and Sex Panthers. I don't watch near enough porn to be competitive, but let's get it on. Posted via Mobile Device
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11-09-2009, 02:45 PM	#34
'Hamas' Jenkins The Man of 1004 Insults Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $33679	I'm still awaiting replies from Dane, Mecca, and Saccopoo. Draft order will be updated shortly. __________________ I've got getting caught by the cops speed.
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11-09-2009, 02:52 PM	#35
Pestilence Firmly on the Berry Bandwagon Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $12944365	My other team name will be: I'd pee in my mouth.
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11-09-2009, 03:02 PM	#36
'Hamas' Jenkins The Man of 1004 Insults Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $33679	Changes made. Draft status updated. Buehler, you will officially go on the clock at 9:00 pm CST. __________________ I've got getting caught by the cops speed.
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11-09-2009, 06:10 PM	#37
Pestilence Firmly on the Berry Bandwagon Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Nor-Cal Casino cash: $12944365	So we're going 4 rounds?
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11-10-2009, 05:40 PM	#40
'Hamas' Jenkins The Man of 1004 Insults Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $33679	Buehler, you have 3 hours and twenty minutes to make your pick. __________________ I've got getting caught by the cops speed.
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11-10-2009, 08:07 PM	#42
Mecca On the Taylor Mays Bandwagon Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $39970	I have to think of team names...i suck at that.
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11-10-2009, 09:54 PM	#43
'Hamas' Jenkins The Man of 1004 Insults Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $33679	Alright, Buehler has missed his time. Direckshun is on the clock. __________________ I've got getting caught by the cops speed.
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11-11-2009, 12:17 AM	#44
Direckshun Green for Iran Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Springpatch Casino cash: $21321	I am on the clock to determine who belongs on the cock. In my extensive time watching porn, there was always a clear difference for me between the hottest ladies of the night vs. the best at what they do. For me there's always been far more performers good at the requisite activities than performers that light your penis aflame at first glance. There really aren't that many objectively smoking hot paste tasters. So I consider this draft particularly heavy in talent, but only marginally heavy in sheer eye-popping boner-bility. So I will mine the field's pure talents later on, and grab the hottest items up front. The Right 53 open shop by selecting Carmella Bing. Hamas is on the clock. __________________ Last edited by Direckshun; 11-11-2009 at 12:51 AM..
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11-11-2009, 01:11 AM	#45
'Hamas' Jenkins The Man of 1004 Insults Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Koyaanisqatsi Casino cash: $33679	Well, this first pick is a bit of a no-brainer for me. She's the total package, a hot pornstar who is good at what she does, who seems to enjoy her scenes, and will almost do anything, even spit roasting. This girl started early, took a break twice, and came back as one of the hardest workers in the entire biz. She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and ** the cock off a burro. Positives: Phenomenal breast implants. Good skin tone. Glasses creates a nerdy-hot fetish. Thick, full ass that isn't fat. Swallows. Ethnic. Does anal. Stars in both gonzo and feature presentations Negatives: Has carried a baby to full term. Already took two breaks from the industry (durability concerns?). Does anal. Has done a great number of scenes and may not have much tread on the tires. The Alabama Hot Pockets select Eva Angelina.** Mecca is on the clock. __________________ I've got getting caught by the cops speed.
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