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Old 06-22-2007, 07:09 PM  
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:20 PM   #8566
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You all want honesty? So here you have it:

Its true, to them it really is all about sex. The entire world knows that girls are far hornier and more perverted than guys are, they just hide it. In relationships, its the girls who want to fool around all the time, and if the guy doesnt do it often or isnt good at it, she runs off. Being dishonest about it, is a big reason why relationships are so difficult these days. Girls always say they want an honest man, well men want an honest woman! This is why guys keep pushing you to fool around, because they know deep inside you want it bad, you're just hiding it.

Most guys agree, a girl whos honest and doesnt hide her true feelings, is pretty attractive. When girls sit around acting like they dont care and pretend to be innocent, then hit GF status and turn into porn stars, thats kind of a turn off. Theres nothing wrong with talking about the most natural, normal thing alive. Its the one thing everyone alive can agree is good, and without it, you wouldnt even look at the other gender lol. How come so many girls go out with guys who brain fuk them silly and treat them like dirt, and the girl stays? Yet they'll go out with guys who treat them well, but dont fool around a lot or arent good at it, and the girl leaves? Lol doesnt that say something? All guys know that keeping a girl is all about how good you are in bed lol. If you give her the best sex ever, she'll never leave regardless of how you treat her. Not good, ladies.

Unfortunately, sex ruins many relationships. Thats a big reason why certain religions speak against it so much, because they realize couples constantly divorce or separate for purely sexual reasons. If your significant other isnt good, why cant you teach them then? If you dont do it for an entire week due to a busy schedule or something, get over it, thats life. Reading through profiles and ads of both guys and girls, reading them talk about how theyre different than the others, not all about sex, not into this and that is funny. Personally I think its a lie, I cant count how many first dates Ive been on with girls who claim to be so innocent, yet within hours....down they go.

Some girls say they dont put out and do all that because if they do, they look like whores to the world. Umm, why do you care what others think? Let them think that, but you're not a whore, you're a person who likes sexuality, aka...a human lol. Is that embarrassing? No. Talk about it all you want, it doesnt mean thats all you care about. Myself, I fully admit what I like and what I want to do. But I also love to go out for the day, have weekly things we do, and yes, I do like cuddling lol. But I also love hours of fooling around lol. Another thing thats funny is, when a girl says she wont do something. Really, all it takes is the right words at the right time, and most of you would do anything. Again, nothing wrong with admitting it..

I do have tremendous respect for those girls who want to wait til theyre married though (though I doubt theyll last til marriage lol). Would I wait? Sure, for the right girl. But I wouldnt wait for other stuff that I love (you can ask if youre curious). Everyone loves intimacy, its one of the most important things in a relationships yet people try so hard to hide it and pretend they dont want it? Or, you're not supposed to talk about it? Since when does dating have rules? You just need to be careful that it doesnt become the basis of the relationship, otherwise it wont last.

Some girls say they dont like to fool around quickly because they did, and the guy never called back. Well I hate to say it, but some of you are no better. We guys spend our hard earned money on you on dates, and you dont call us back!

So you think that just because a guy talks about sex, it means hes all about it? No. Many guys will pretend they dont care for it, then use you for it lol. So if a guy is open about it, I think that shows hes honest. Look in Europe, people are so open about sex yet they last! Here, we hide it, pretend we dont care, then once we hit relationship status we turn into porn stars. Thats called being dishonest. And women do get far hornier and far more wild in their 30s, and far more open about it. I can tell a 30-some year old woman that im addicted to oral sex and she'll giggle, but I cant tell a younger gal that...so ya, Im not gonna tell you that....

Yes, its possible to be naughty and a good lover at the same time lol (how many of you would keep your bf/gf if they broke a limb or became deaf or something? Not many, but I would. I wont cheat, lie or tell you what to do, but I'll show you what "rough in bed" really means (and often) lol. We can even get tested together before doing anything, no problem.) And its very easy to tell apart the guys who just want sex, from those who want to commit to you, treat you well AND brain fuk you (hint: bars, clubs and parties usually dont work lol). My background is fully Italian, so that may be why my drive is so high, but may I remind you that Italians are ranked as 2nd best lovers in the world lol.

Dont hate. Just being honest.
Wow. A LOT of truth in that.
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:36 PM   #8567
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Here I'll bump this thread, I have a date Saturday, boo ya!
I want to know:

Height, weight, bust, rating 1-10

where you met her

what she is up for

how old she is

what you are going to do with her/to her

Anything else you can tell me

It's high time someone ELSE put it up on the chopping block
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:39 PM   #8568
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BTW, as for the diatribe, I halfway agree with it. I'm almost scared now to initiate too much physical contact with a girl on the first date. But I'm scared to be un-aggressive for fear of making them think I'm a nice guy and I'll spend too much time trying to love them and not **** them. Either way, if I **** up, I miss out on a great thing.

And by the way, the girl I went out with last Friday for SIX HOURS has completely ignored me since. And now another one is messaging..........arrrgh
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:47 PM   #8569
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That's alot of info you're asking for there man...
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Old 11-11-2009, 11:48 PM   #8570
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Be yourself and not one of your alter personas.

If you want to get laid be all cognate but if you want a relationship, drop the lies and persona.
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:24 AM   #8571
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And you thought internet dating sucked.

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im cindy, how are you?

Cindy, yes, I will sex you up.

what????

what ain't no country I ever heard of

they speak english in what?


what are you talking about?

ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER!

DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

**** you **** what the **** do you think im writing!

Then you know what I'm saying!

yea i do! you dont make sence! red what u ****in wrote and you'd know!

Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

the black guy? what?

Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more goddamn time.

thats from a movie huh? with that oneguy from coach carter

Go on.

ive never seen it....

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

strange very strange

Then why you try to **** him like a ****, Brett?

huh?

Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:19 AM   #8572
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I'll answer a few of those questions, she's 29, she's about 5'7 she has 2 kids, and I'm also not going to try to sleep with her right away since from speaking with her I actually like her.
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Old 11-13-2009, 12:39 AM   #8573
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Good luck on your date Mecca. Give us a report.

I had one tonight and I think I will see her again Saturday. That would be my first second date. Here's hoping, but I expect her to blow me off like all the others...
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:17 PM   #8574
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Oh holy shit. The girl I went out with LAST AUGUST, the fat one, who is still fat, just messaged me.

I want no part of her...but screwing with her (online) could be fun. Ideas?
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:19 PM   #8575
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Old 11-13-2009, 09:34 PM   #8576
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Oh holy shit. The girl I went out with LAST AUGUST, the fat one, who is still fat, just messaged me.

I want no part of her...but screwing with her (online) could be fun. Ideas?
Don't do it. Karma is biatch that will post your BS all over the internets. Do not want.
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:55 AM   #8577
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My turn... I have an actual date Sunday. I have been 'seeing' a couple women, but that was what it was. I think I'd like to have a GF now.
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Old 11-14-2009, 12:57 AM   #8578
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Old 11-14-2009, 01:41 AM   #8579
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Old 11-14-2009, 03:11 AM   #8580
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OK. Let's see if I can turn a 3 AM Denny's date into sex. CUE ADVENTURE SOUNDTRACK!
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